Life — May 7, 1908 — page 9: what you’re looking at

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Miniver Cheevy stern By Epwiy Atinctow Roatysox of an VER CHEEVY, child of scorn, Keman ww lean while he assailed the seasons; J, was f that he was ever born, And he had reasons. ret tbe Miniver loved the days of old, When swords were bright and steeds were prancing; ber of The vision of a warrior bold Toads, Would set him dancing, t away Miniver sighed for what was not, get the And dreamed and rested from h He dreamed of Thebes and Camelot, labors; biting And Priams's ncighloes ing tag Miniver mourned the ripe renown Oe ‘That made so many a name so fragrant; ine. He mourned Komance, now on the town, cement, And Art, a vagrant. ceman Miniver loved the Medici, Altieit he had never seen one; He would have sinned incessantly Could he have been one. > Prepare Mipiver cursed the commonplace, Wy jy 2) Joe eY or Expected Motherhood By sal — Insuring Health to Mother and Bab , ig nc ateek oes a Sued Miniver thought, and thought, and thought, As maternity approaches how great is the anxiety of the expectant mother. At And thought about it what other time is it so important that her strength should radiate with the pitasee Clinevy nara uos lane superb vitality of perfect womanhood? Called upon to bear a double burden, © Scratched his head and kept on thinking, nourishing and strengthening food must be provided in plenty. And then Miniver coughed, and called it fate, there comes the time of suffering, the dread and realism of which can And kept on drinking. ¥ es be greatly lessened if the way is steadily prepared by the liberal use of Unidentified Exchange. Treatment for Volubility Dr. Abernethy’s Method of Putting a Stop to Patient's Long Story BERNETHY was supposed to influence people The "Best Tonic b a brusqueness amounting to absolute rude- ness. It is related that one day a very voluble lady This rich wholesome food, combining the nutritive and tonic properties of took her daughter, who was ill, to sec him. malt and hops, is quickly assimilated by the system. It gives strength to the E Vhich of you two wants to consult me?” said muscles, revitalizes the blood, and furnishes nourishment in ew Abernethy. . abundance for the growing child. At the same time it calms paper ae er replied the sider oman fies the nerves, induces sweet, refreshing sleep for mother and wanes Demmety bent Puc R ducslon toe Bille Ore babe and assures strength, vigor and health teres,” IB she had a chance to reply her mother began a long en vie fo Both: se Sory. Abernethy told her to be quiet and repeated Pabst Extract, The ‘Best’ Tonic, being a predigested liquid food, ol bis question to the girl. A second time the woman is welcomed by the weakest stomach. It relieves insomnia, con: asophers began a story, and a second time he told her to be quers dyspepsia, strengthens the weak, builds up the over- he Pres cuict; then she interrupted him a third time. . worked, helps the anaemic, feeds the nerves, assists nursing “Py ” i mothers and invigorates old age. Put your tongue out,” he said to the mother. But there's nothing the matter with me," she At All Druggists— Insist Upon It Being Pabst walls Never mind, put your tongue out,” he com- = Booklet and Picture, “Baby's First Adventure,”" sent free on request. manded. 5 vaude Thoroughly overawed, the woman obeyed. PABST EXTRACT CO. DEPT. 12 MILWAUKEE, WIS. “Now keep it out,” said Abernethy. And he pro= ceeded to examine the gi Coin and Compliments ° . agen Ww ‘T would you doif you were a multimil- : ; Our $750 Prize Drawing nein ionaire?” asked the serious man, 3 : “Oh,” answered the flippant friend, “I suppose PON receipt of your subscription for one I would get to yearning for a few kind words, and year, at our regular rate of Five Dell erdow colleges like the rest of them.” —Washington < we will send you, with LIFE'S compliments, a Star i. ° | . special photogravure reproduction, 12 x 8 inches tling at ° in size: on plate paper 22 x 18 inchen, of Mr. cident of Saved Again y Malcolm Stewart's prize drawing, “Hope a) | # ; a! Springs Etemal in the Human Breast, " miniature Working LL. alone in a trackless dese ; i isi of which is shown herewith. sand heroine. “Not a tree, not a rock in sight. ull ¥ ng reli come the ferocious lions! Oh, what shall T'do LIGE PUBLISHING COMPANY “Dive troo de trap!” shouted a friendly stage | = ' y 17 Weat Thirty-first Street. New York hand. “ure standin’ right over it, leddy."”—Hous- nAS9 RewnlotBihanipitin. bi .—Grand Magazine. y dollas ile Cost Canadian Subscript ribunt. comicbooks.com