Life — May 7, 1908 — page 42: what you’re looking at

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They a Still, they did it Later in the day I met ) Maude and Daisy, also kissed Ci Ruth ai Oh, I'm sorry for Leigh Hunt T who've had t ‘sone vaunted stunt Richmond Times-Dispatch Explaining the Affirmative HE late Senator Gorman, of Maryland, for cars the leader of the Democrats in the nate, has a son, Arthur Puc Gorman, Jr., who is in polities also. Young Gorman was a trusted licutenant of his father. Once the elder Gorman told him to go to a place in Maryland, look into a certain condition and, if he found things all right, to telegraph him the single word “Yes.” The boy did his errand, found things all right and wired his “Yes” to his father at Washington Senator Gorman was much engrossed in some im- portant measure and, for the moment, forgot what he had told his son to do. He read that single word “Yes” a dozen times and could make nothing of it, so he sent a telegram to his son reading: “Yes, what ‘oung Gorman, harking back to his early lessons of parental respect, promptly wired back: “Yes, sir.”"—Saturday Evening Post. All Three Kinds HERE js a village in New England which clings fondly to the customs of the past and has small regard for innovations. Not long ago an old resident died. The lawyer who went up to settle the family affairs stayed overnight at the little inn. He was a dyspeptic, and ever cautious about his food, Therefore he looked searchingly at the wa morning to greet him. “I'm—cr—obliged to be very careful of myself,” he said, solemnly. “My diet is extremely limited. What sort of breakfast food ha ‘ou? That is all I take in the morning, except dry toast. “We have apple, squash and mince," said the girl, regarding him in kindly and sympathetic fashion. “You can take your choice, or have all three, if you like.""— Youth's Companion. The Part He Preferred OAQUIN MILLER, the poet of the Sierras, is J something of a recluse and rarely comes into San | ancisco, but when he does he is of a lion. On his last visit he was « at a rather formal dinner at a friend’s house where he stayed over night. His hostess had known. the poct since her childhood, so she felt privileged, next morning, to discourse to him of the beauties of the Parisian gown she had worn the night. before beauties which scemed to have escaped his obser- Je a good deal ¢ of the guests vation, Mr. Miller listened to all that she had to say and remained silent. “But didn't you really like the dress?" pleaded the lady. “Well,” replied the poct, “I did like part of it well enough.” he lady brightened. “Indeed ?” she said. “What part?” “The part you had on,” answered the poet. 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