Life, 1907-09-05 · page 5 of 36
Life — September 5, 1907 — page 5: what you’re looking at
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This page contains **primarily advertisements rather than satirical cartoons**. The main content includes: 1. **"The Literary Zoo"** — a column by Mr. Hough discussing bear hunting, presented as humorous editorial content rather than political satire. 2. **"The Author's Primer"** — a Q&A column with writing advice, satirizing literary pretension through rhetorical questions (what makes a poet, stylist, etc.). 3. **Jones Speedometer advertisement** — promoting a speed-measuring device with performance claims. 4. **Pompeian Massage Cream advertisement** — the dominant ad, promoting facial massage for men with detailed sales copy and a free sample offer. The page reflects early 20th-century Life magazine's mix of light satire and advertising. The "Author's Primer" contains gentle mockery of literary ambitions, but no significant political or social satire is evident.
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1 wear as R. HOUGH is silent on the subject— more’s the pity. ‘‘Each spring,” he say, “I go bear hunting for the sake of rest last spring in British Columbia and this spring in Alaska. I have killed more than a dozen bear (we got six grizzlies this spring), 1 I recommend grizzly hunting as a safe, sane and restful literary recreation.” ‘This confirms the opinion of ‘“‘the great- uthority on big game.” “The brain of ly bear,” wrote Theodore Roosevelt, in effect, a good many years ago, “‘is about the size of a pint bottle, and any man who 1 fair shot should be able to hit a pint J, poised a few paces away.” The Author's Primer HAT is a book? A collection of printed pages with the author’s name at the top of each one. How may an author be recognized? By the famous books he intends to write. What class of authors is greatly in the majority ? ‘Those that are unable to sell their crea- tions. What is a stylist? \ writer who keeps up with the latest styles in writing. To attain success in writing, what is nec- essary? \ sufficient number of friends to pur- chase the book. What is a poet? \ person who wears net ties and is un- able to sell the verse he writes. What is a verse-writer? A person who sells poetry. What is a short story A story with a startling title. Why is plot construction necessary in ting stories ? It isn’t; but the editors are foolish enough ink it is. What is a juvenile story? \ story in which the juveniles display judgment of mature people. What class of stories are most appreci- ted by editors? ‘Those they don’t receive. What is meant by “the Muse”? An imaginary lady who is always asleep when you want to talk to her. Are there any unsold stories? Oh, ves; the best stories are always un- ld. In writing a story, what should the au- thor bear in mind? The size of the check he will accept for it. Why do editors return stories? Because return postage is enclosed. State another reason. It does not mean that the story is with- merit, but that it is merely unsuited for heir present needs, or they may be over- stocked with material. How may a writer give his stories to the world? Continued on page 275 THE MOST REMARKABLE RECORD ever made, made possible through the use of a Jones Speedometer “The Jones Speedometers were simply invaluable. No tpeedometer in the world ever had such a rapid and violent testing,” says S. F. Edge, driver of the Napier Cars on the Brooklands Track, London, England. 1,581 miles 1,310 yards in 24 hours, averaging 66 miles per hour. The cable revolutions per hour at a 66- mile speed total 168,300 or 4,039,200 in 24 hours. Write for Bulletin No. 34 JONES SPEEDOMETER, 76th St. & Broadway, NEW YORK The Vital Importance of Facial Massage Pompeian Cream i: it more than women bec gets dirtier than a woman's. exposed to wind and dust. s never protected by veils. He engag strenuous outdoor work or athletic exer- cise. Perspiration mixed with the dust of the toil or the game settles in the skin pores. The dash of cold water afterwards is utterly inadequate to dislodge it. Men are constantly shaving. Soap is first rubbed into the skin; then it 1s further scraped into the pores by the razor. Unless dislodged, it left to harden there, forming blackheads or pimple There is only one way to thoroughly remove pore-dirt—by mas- sage. There is only one perfect medium to use— Pompeian Massage Cream It is rubbed info the pores and then rubbed ouf again, carrying with it all grime and dirt and impurities. The fact that your face /ooks better afterward is simply because it is clean. Constant use will remove wrinkles that come from fretting, worry and dissipation. It will tone up the whole skin texture making it tough and proof against shaving soreness. You can buy Pompeian Massage Cream of your druggist for use at nome—you will find that you can massage yourself eauily and satisfactorily with Pompeian. All good druggists carry it. Regular size jars by mail’ where dealers will not supply. Price soc. and $1.00 a jar. Any good barber can give a Pompeian Massage. Insist on Bompeias Massage Cream, ‘Substitutes for the genuine Pompeian Massage Cream are unsafe, often positively harm- a fol. Look for the trade-mark on the bottle whea getting a massage at your barber’sor when buying at a druggist’s for home use. Do not accept an imitation of Pompeian. $ beeen OY 25 FresectSt. Cleveland, Onis GENEROUS SAMPLE MAILED FREE Our booklet on facial massage, sent free with the samples, gives full simple S$? _ Please send, with- directions for massage at home. "Your name sent us on the coupon of on Out cont tome. one @ postal will bring it, SP eee roe bokon Your wife or sister will be glad to have Pompeian Massage Cream & _ liberal eample of Pom- in the house. Most women to-day recognize its value in maintaining polan Maseago Cream. a clean, clear, healthy skin. It contains mo grease, POMPEIAN MFG. 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