Life — September 5, 1907 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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= OUR FOOLISH CONTEMPORARY RAR THE FUNNY FELLOWS ny people here below! ‘or only hear "em cry “Praise God from whom all ble But keep your powder dry! We race for fame and world p "Neath skies, oF diem; It’s “Love your neighbor as yourself, But—train your guns on him!” Good brethren all, for peace we call— In love we live and die. But—"'Strengthen every fort and wall. And keep your powder dry!” The Editor. If it’s a perfectly appointed card table Rad-Bridge” Score. HE KEPT COOL A man and his wife were once staying ata hotel, when in the from thie slumbers by the cry that the Yow, my des sb will put into practice what I have preached. Put on all your indispensable apparel and keep cool.” ‘Then he slipped his watch into his vest pocket and walked with his wife out of the hotel When all danger was past he said: “* Now you see how neces- sary it is to keep cool The wife for the frst time glanced at her husband. “Yes, William,” she said, “it is a grand thing, but if I wer you I would have put on my trousers.""—Boston Herald. Hotel Vendome, Boston The ideal hotel of America for permanent and transient guests, Cuasr Cark, according to an exchange. is an admirer of former Congressman Johnson, of Indiana. He tells this story to illustrate Johnson's skill in debate and parliamentary procedure “Former Congressinan Johnson, of Indiana, in debate | alled an Mlinois Congressman This was unpartia tary and had to be wit | Mr. Johnson said: ‘I withdraw the language, Mr. Speaker, | but I insist that the gentleman from Mlinois is out of order.” How am I out of order?? yelled the man from Iinois. Probably a veterinary surgeon could tell you.’ retorted Johnson, | "This was admissible on the records."—New York Tribune. ‘Try. Sourn ror Hosprratiry: The Manor, Asheville, North Carolina, is the best inn South.— Booklet PREFERRED THE BABY'S VOICE A New York scientist, the father of a large and growing family, has his troubles. One evening his youngest was holding forth in her best style. ‘The mother could do nothing with the child, so the man of science went to the rescue. “I think I can quiet little Flora,” he said. “There's no use ming to her in that silly way. What she wants is real music. 1 that I used to sing in the glee clubat Yaleand sing well, too, may make a difference | Accordingly, the professor took the child and, striding up and down the room, sang in his best manner. He had not finished the second verse of his song when a ring was heard. The door was opened, and there stood a girl of fourteen, who said: “I'm one of the family that's just moved into the flat next to yours. There's a sick person with us, and he says, if it's all the same to you, would you mind letting the baby cry instead of singing to it?"—Success. Kenilworth Inn, Biltmore, N.C. Always open. Most superbly Gnished hotel south of New York. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION Cecil was much impressed by the Sunday-school teacher's plea for missions and decided to save his pennies for the heathen. He made a great effort and failed once or twice. Then he prayed. “O Lord,” he begged, “please help me save my money, and— don't let Jim the peanut man come down this strect.”"—Lippine cctt's. In a pinch, use Allen's Foot-Ease. Roast Meats hot or cold, are given just that “finishing touch” if seasoned with Lea & Perrins’ Sauce THE ORIGINAL WORCESTERSHIRE It perfects the flavor of Fish, Steaks, Chops, Veal, Soups and Salads. It gives relish to an otherwise insipid dish. sonn Duncan's Sons, Agents, New York, MANY things of the past have given away to improvements of the present. Something had to take the place of the old-fashioned razor, and the Gillette Safety Razor, with the first new idea in razor blades in over 400 years has solved the problem of Self-Shaving for the up-to-date man. The man who does not use a“ GILLETTE” to-day ts depriving himself of time and money tn adhering to the barber habit. “Shave Yourself” with the (vy, “GILLETTE” which will shave you ata cost of less than a penny each time, The Gillette Safety Razor consists of a triple silver-plated holder and twelve double-edged, wafer-like, steel blades. The holder will last the longest lifetime—when blades become dull—throw away and buy 10 Brand New Double-Edged ‘‘ GILLETTE" Blades for 50 cents. No blades exchanged or resharpened. The price of the “ GILLETTE” Set 1s $5.00 everywhere. Sold by the leading Jewelry, Drug, Cutlery, and Hardware Deal- ers throughout the world. Ask for the GILLETTE" and booklet, When mubstitutes are offered, refuse same and write at once for our free trial offer. GILLETTE SALES CO. 228 Times Blidg., New York City.