Life — July 4, 1907 — page 43: what you’re looking at

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At the Rainbow's End TA recent dinner in Philadelphia Archbishop Ryan and Rabbi Joseph Krauskopf were seated side by side. In front of them was one of those cele- brated Virginia hams which make the mouths of men | Hj water. | e Turning to his neighbor the Archbishop inquired graciously : “My dear Rabbi, when may I help you to some of 4 this delicious ham?” With ever-ready wit, the Rabbi smilingly replied: “At your wedding, your Grace.” —Saturday Even- ing Post. EW YORK and Pennsylvania have recently ins creased the pay of rural school teachers so that their compensation is ot much less than that of day laborers. —St. Louis Globe- Democrat. Commendable Example T= popular after-dinner speaker rose to respond to a toast. jentlemen,” he said, “the unexpectedly flatter- ing manner in which your toastmaster has introduced re this evening reminds me of a story which strikes as being appropriate to the occasion. By the , how many of you have heard the story of the Sold only in 5b. sealed boxes! ~ IMAGINATION COULD NOT CONCEIVE OF A HANDIER AND PRETTIER FORM THAN IS PRESENTED IN “CRYSTAL DOMINO SUGAR ° NEITHER COULD THE MOST PARTICULAR PEOPLE ASK FOR MORE PERFECT PURITY OR ECONOMICAL PEOPLE FOR LESS WASTE Pennsylvania farmer and the young wolf he bought yivania farmer and the young wolf he bought | MMTV) Ta MAM aL Bi] aU ds BEST SUGAR FOR TEA AND COFFEE. & from having Histened to it half a dozen tims or | A Cho D NYMR 92 OX OL) tC TM =A =) DA nore please raise their hands?” n overwhelming majority of his auditors raised their hands. “Thanks, gentlemen,” he said. “I shall not in- flict it upon With their rapturous applause still ringing in his cars, he sat down. He made the hit of the evening —Chicago Tri- "CAN you give bond ?” asked the Judge. “Have you got anything?” “Jedge,” replied the prisoner, “sence you ax me, T'iltell you. Thain’t got nuthin’ in the worl’ 'cept spring chills, six acres 0’ no "count land, a big hope of a hereafter an’ the ol” war rheuma- | "Atlanta Constitution, | | | VEUVE CHAFFARD PURE OLIVE OIL IN HONEST BOTTLES All That He Had OTHING could be more eloquent of conditions | in Korea than the fact that Koreans are esca x to Russia, Think of escaping to Russial— hiladelphia Ledger. Water-Loving Cat TABBY tomcat which I have reared from a kitten and which is now nearly three years old possesses more amicable characteristics and para- Joxical peculiarities than I have ever known a cat to have before, and I loved cats all my life. He bathes like a seal, having taught himself in a sponge bath shen about three months old, and thoroughly enjoy romp with my big Labrador dog afterward to get | He is a perfect demon for fledgling birds, walking all over the front of the ivy-clad house and hooking them from their nests, very often pouching fourteen | aday. Yet he lies in the dining-room where a gold- finch, a siskin and a linnet fly backward and forward often brushing close past his head, and } of them he never takes the slightest notice. As I write he is mothering a belated chick which } xtracted from its shell by ourselves this morn- | Full Quarts PARK & TILFORD, New York Full Pints Full Half Pints S. S. PIERCE CO., Boston ing, the hen having left the nest with twelve others. It is snuggling between the cat’s hind legs and peep- ing out between them most comically. I mast add that this cat has never been beaten, ortrained\in any way except by a quiet word.—F. J. Bullen.in Lon- don Spectator. otter ]comicbooks.com