Life, 1907-06-27 · page 3 of 25
Life — June 27, 1907 — page 3: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and light humor**, not political satire. The main content features a **Studebaker automobile advertisement** emphasizing rigorous testing on rough roads. The ad includes an illustration of a car being tested on hillside terrain with sand bags for weight. The left column contains two unrelated anecdotes: 1. "Seemed Easy to Lincoln" — a story about President Lincoln and a Confederate spy, illustrating Lincoln's wit and composure. 2. "He Couldn't Be Bribed on Credit" — a humorous legal anecdote about a lawyer who wouldn't accept a bribe even if offered on credit. The page also includes small advertisements for **Hay-Fever Rose-Cold monograph** and **Spencerian Steel Pens**. This appears to be a typical 1910s-era *Life* magazine page mixing advertising, automotive promotion, and genteel humor rather than sharp political commentary.
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Seemed Easy to Lincoln afternoon when Lincoln was President word 0 came to the War Department from the Provost Marshal at Portland, Me., that Henry Jameson, the Confederate secret service agent, was on his way to} New York, where he had engaged passage for Eng- land. The War Department was at once all astir. Charles A. Dana, then Assistant Secretary of War, meceivel the message and hastened at once to con- sult with Secretary of War Stanton. “How go you advise me to act in this matter?” queried Dana. Arrest the man at once,” was Stanton’s reply; “but you had better see the President before you proceed further.”” Dana went immediately to the White House. As be was a frequent visitor he was readily admitted to (ZU ts L } i Lincoln’s private room. “What is it, Dana?” asked the President as the CH AND BRAKE TEST Secretary came in. Dana told about the incident, and asked the Pres- Barbet gush to ita vai say Tanna VERY STUDEBAKER CAR IS CAREFULLY ell,” wa ys “you say . TESTED BY ROAD EXPERTS, AND rill soon leave the country?” “Yes, sir; he will escape within a few hours if MUST PROVE ITS EFFICIENCY UNDER sothing is done to stop him. My purpose is to ar HARDER USAGE THAN THE AVERAGE CAR ems IS EVER CALLED UPON TO ENDURE “Well,” was the President’s reply, “when you have a white elephant on your hands, and he’s doing The: toad tedis-thioush which Tevery his level best to get away, why not leave him alone, 8 y Dana?” And Jameson was.— Ladies’ Home Journal. Miondack train service of Delaware & Hudson standard: is highest type of excellence. | Through Pullmans J'day trains to Lake Placid, Saranac Lake and interme date resorts; observation and café cars. Send sc. posta A er Paradise” to A. A. Heard, G. P. A. Albany 4 . car is put, before it is ready for shipment, are indisputable evidence of the He Couldn't Be Bribed on Credit thorough manner in which Studebaker automobiles are constructed, and of the Upper Peninsula counties of Michi- explain why they give such uniformly satisfactory service when touring lawyer, not a bad fellow, but possessing over rough and difficult roads. bane ity. nig the wrong thing at ihe rake ae Studebaker automobiles are not tested on a smooth race track, but on a ‘ed seas’ i" a seven-mile course over rough and hilly roads, wn i e il . f@ snaction Ualoren junce groving out of en : le course over rough and hilly roads. As shown in the illustra law ‘The delendant: and plaintiff are labor- tion, a seat is attached to the chassis, the rear of which is weighted +s, both foreigners, and the defendant, as soon as down with sand bags weighing 1,000 pounds, to give a maximum load. acess was served, anxious to settle, went to sce the The car is then taken out upon the course and every detail of its con- attorncy to effect a comprom| He had struction is thoroughly tested. 20 money, but was profuse in promises to fix it up * and told the attorney if he contented to After a Studebaker car has been passed by our road he matter up he would make it right with him experts the only thing remaining for the purchaser to yeronally. Assuming that dignity which pertains “der ii . . profession, and filled with righteous indigna- consider is the style of the car desired and the price tion over the suggestions of payment from thi i ae nie Studebaker Automobile Co., South Bend, Ind. 1y dear sir, I am the plaintiff's attorney in this BRANCHES SELLING AGENTS «ase, and can't accept any compromise without con- CHICAGO. 31. Stodtaher Bros. Mie. Co BALTIMORE, MD. Auto Supply and Storage Co. : A 65 YER. Coke. Stadetarer Brow Mts: € sha proposition. I want you people to distinctly KANSAS CITY; MO. Studetaker ion Mig; Cov ¥ : saderstand once for all time that you can’t bribe an mK bovest lawyer, on credit." —Green Bag. : Gn. Kramer & Wrotee : tater Brot. Co. Northwest B1. LOUIS. MOL? Usiow Electric Tight and Power Co. SRET LAKE CITY: UTAN, Stadetater Bros Cocc?Uas, TOLEDO. O. 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