Life — May 16, 1907 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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SOUR FOOLISHs (CONTEMPORARY: ASA AUDIENCE READY TO HELP At a representa ‘of Schiller's “Don Carlos” in Belgrade Theatre, the 7 with which Don Carlos should have shot the Marquis de Posa refused to go off and the discomfited oO of loaded weapons were at once embers of the audience.—London Ex press Jouxste: Papa, papa, come quick! Mamma bas fainted Para: Here, put this ten-tollar bill in her hand t moment later) :*She says she wants ten more.”"—Fliegende Blactter ‘Tue Sour ror Hosprratity: The Manor, Asheville, North Carolina, is the best inn South.—Booklet WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE Hupay: Quick! the night glasses. Another of those infernal flying machines has knocked off our chimney stack, and 1 want to take the number.—The Tatler. AN oun negro living in Carrolton was taken ill recently and alled in a physician of his race to prescribe for him. But 4 man did not seem (o be getting any better, and finally nysician was called jer arriving Dr. S. felt the darky's pulse and examined hi we. “Did your other doctor take your temperature?” he asked. “I don’t know sah,” the patient answered, feebly. “I haven't missed any thing but my watch as yet, boss." Argonaut, Kenilworth Inn, Biltmore, N.C. Always open. Most superbly finished hotel south of New York “Tire truth shall set us free" is inscribed on a frieze in the new Pennsylvania Capitol. But since the truth is coming out some of the grafters seem to be in a fair way to be locked up. Wa: Tie woman suffrage measure has been killed in London, and the accounts say that the bill was talked to death. Who says the Briton has no sense of humor?—New York Evening Mail Harentan says he prefers the penitentiary to the poorhouse, and some of his operations have shown that he means it Philadelphia Press Hotel Vendome, Boston Commonwealth Avenue. No smoke of noise from cars “Ture are still a few honest men left in the world," said J.J. Hil, the financier, at a banquet, according to the Minne apolis Journal. “It is well to be cautious, but we should n If we are too suspicious we make out in my youth, and they still tell there his wife who started for St. Paul on a Before the couple set off they were cautioned frequently cit friends to beware of the St. Paul sharpers. ‘They re: plied that they would keep their eyes open. And they started on their journey with a nervous determination to look out for fidence men. “Well, on the way the old farmer got off at a junction to buy some lunch, and the train went off without him. It was a ter- The last he saw of his wife she was craning out of the car window, shouting something reproachfu he couldn't hear on account of the noise of the train It happened that an express came along a few minutes later. The old farmer boarded the express and beat his wife to St. Paul by nearly an hour. “He was waiting for her at the station when she arrived. He ran up to her and seized the valise “Well, Jane," be said, "I'm glad to see ye again. I thought we was separated for good.” But the old lady jerked the valise from him indignantly Mr. Sharper," she cried. "I left my bus- band at the junction. Don’t be comin’ aay of yer confidence tricks oo me or T'll calla policeman." Iv a pinch, use Allen's Foot-Ease. Ip Prrvsavec s it claims, twenty-five upright sons, a relief expedition should be organized at once to rescue them.— Chicago Pow A Powerful Nerve Tonic and Restorative. Does it Contain Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda? Hunter McCuire, M.D., LL.D., fe american and of the Medical Society of Virginia; late President and Professor of Ctinieat Surgery, University Ooliege of Medicine, Richmond, Va.: “It bas never failed mo as a powerful NERVE TONIC when I have prescribed itas such. 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