Life — May 2, 1907 — page 43: what you’re looking at

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“My young friend explained his troubles. The broker listened to him and told him to stand pat. “«Why,’ said my friend, ‘this is out of the ques- tion. If I'had lost $35,000 I would have been broke for three years. I couldn't have stood such a loss.” A WOMAN “Can't help it,’ said the broker, who is a plunger. wee WITH AFFINE “If you had lost you would have been hounded until ‘ : you azitial ‘There is nothing to it. You have got to y COMPLEXION” keep the moncy. You won it, although you didn’t . See know what you were doing. It’s your luck, old boy. Gohome and be good. There is no way of straighten- should ing it out, although I appreciate how you feel.’ Gussie “The young man decided that he couldn’t do any = Revi thing more and kept the money. The other fellows 2 ek Cd who were in the game were told about it and thought 4 - ae the exception, it was a good joke on them, er. for a good com- “J inquired about the story and picked up some . j plexion is the most information. I find that bridge for $25 and $50 a) ‘ yi natural. Unnatural point is not an uncommon thing in this office. There have been games at $200 a point, which is mighty tall gambling. I understand, too, that this is not the only office where the stakes are high.” —New York Sun. conditions and neglect are usually responsible for a poor complexion. Both may be overcome by a little care. Simply give your face its share. of The President and General Wood ; Be attention. You devote nearly one OME of the newspapers have connected the action Je is hour each day to the care of your hair, of the President in making General Leonard ey yet a few minutes’ washing is all the con- Wood the commanding officer of the Department of ; sideration your face receives. the East with the Koehler case. Briefly, Captain ‘An occasional manage with Koehler had a quarrel with General Wood, and was court-martialed. The issue was as to which of Y P e the two was wrong. The court martial acquitted ompelian Kochler and, inferentially, condemned Wood. The President disapproved of the finding. ‘This was a judgment in favor of Wood and in condemnation of a Massage Cream the court. But Wood is not coming to command at Governors Island in further vindication. ‘This is part of a programme determined on long ago. It is the intention ofthe President to make General Wood health and beauty, of the:shic, : chief of staff, if he can, and it is impossible for the Sant ‘ It clears away muddiness and sallowness, smooths out wrinkles and army to prevent the carrying out of the programme reduces flabbiness and the double chin. f exe by manifesting dislike or distrust of General Wood, It softens skin and muscles, increases the facial blood circulation, and Unless something now unforscen happens, he will brings roses to the cheeks. arrive.—Collier's. Pompeian Massage Cream is not a cosmetic or artificial ‘‘beautifier,"* but a natu- —— ral aid to natural beauty. It contains no grease and nothing to promote growth of Ana easeapae of che Rainy coms apis whi lo pelngs hair nor harm the most delicate skin. No imitation has the properties of the genuine, , and perhaps humor and perhaps a combination of both, and many of the imitations are actually harmful. Remember the exact name. let us take a scene from an almost forgotten play by Richard weitnde ee orescence | Tt Test it With Sample and Booklet—SENT FREE ‘Sawtn—Ha, you! A little more upon the dismal (forming ‘Simply send us your name on a poseal and we will send you a liberal sample, together with their countenances); this fellow has a good mortal look—place our Illustrated book on Facial Massage, an invaleable guide for the proper care of the akin, him near the corpse: that wainscot {ace must be o' top of the We prefer you to buy of your dealer whenever possible, bat do not accept a sub- “eee ‘ stitute for Pompeian under any circumstances. If your dealer does not keep it, we will stairs; that fellow's almost in a fright (that looks as if he were geod 2 go-cent cr $1.00 jar of the cream, postpaid oo receipt of price. full of some strange misery) at the end of the hall. So—but TU fix you all myself. Let's have no laughing now on any FOMPEIAN MPG. CO..25Prospect St. CLEVELAND, OHIO Provocation, Look yonder, that hale, well-looking puppy! Pompecian Massage Soap is a fine toilet Soap with the same medicinal properties as Pompeian You ungrateful scoundrel, did I not pity you, take you out of a Mamage Cream. Sold wherever the cream is sold. 25. a cake; 60c. a box of 3 cakes, great man’s service and show you the pleasure of receiving wages? Did I not give you ten, then fiteen, and twenty shillings a week 10 be sorrow}ul—and the more I give you I think the sladder you are!—Outlook requires little time, but works wonders in restoring the natural Good Pieceldah ech rl Fellowship fegisered o Pat. “Dunno. An ben home et" Newt is promoted by a bottle of BRIDGE WHIST SCORES EVANS’ ALE, and so is A dozen forms in three dozen styles. personal enjoyment. “Up and down” or “parallel” rulings for contin- Sour time since a new baby arrived at a home in this city, and uous or ptvoting partners. shea Joksnp, the lit, Gvepuarold Usolbers was ect Perea » Sizes, Large (72 4 inches) Small (7 x 2 inches) errand to one of the neighbors a few days afterward the good V a n Ss , and Medium. lady, of course, had to make the usual remarks about the gladful , \ Forms in I color retail at 10 cents. ‘event. “I understand, Johnny,” said she, “that you have a little ? Forms in 2 colors retail ot 10, 15, 20, 25 cents. baby at your house.” “Yes, ma‘am.”" was the pleased reply of : Forms in 3 color retail at 25, 35 cents. Johany. “He has been there nearly four days now.” “Well, | A l e Lereely oted 67 tale ee when he gets older you must bring him over to see me,” returned Ask for RAD-BRIDGE. {f you dealer doc not the aap ber 2 ithe way. has be ee named yet?” |with its richness of bouquet, pottpaid to any addres on receipt of price. ve something doing pety sve, for whca 1 kit hiker was ok |fFOtH Of Cream, amber hue IFFE & CO! and sparkling brilliancy is a RADCHEFE 4, COMEANY, NEW YORK: 144 Peart Strvet LONDON: 3 Aldersgate Bidgs., B.C. ing over the list of Presidents, mother was going through the Bible and the nurse was hunting around in a history of the | Fevelation to ale drinkers. United States."—Scranton Republican, All dealers and places