Life, 1907-03-07 · page 41 of 52
Life — March 7, 1907 — page 41: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
The main cartoon (top left) shows a silhouette of a portly man being addressed by a shoe-shiner with the caption "Your shoes need blacking, Mr. Silhouette." The joke plays on the word "silhouette"—a dark outline or shadow of a figure. Since a silhouette *is* entirely black, suggesting the man's shoes need blackening is absurd; they're already part of his all-black shadow form. It's a visual pun mocking either pompous figures or the shoe-shiner's obsequiousness. The page is primarily advertising for Malt-Nutrine (a Anheuser-Busch "predigested liquid-food" tonic) and Underberg Bitters, with metal Vienna Art plates offered as premiums. The lengthy philosophical text column appears to be filler content typical of *Life* magazine's satirical/humorous format, discussing gender relations and human nature in a somewhat cynical tone reflective of early 20th-century attitudes.
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“YOUR SHOES NEED BLACKING, MR. SILHOVETTE.” HE more a man loves, the more he is bound to suffer. he great artist is the one who knows how to simplify. What we do not understand, we have no right to judge. Constant exertion is what characteri. modern morality he conscientious critic should first begin by criticism of himself. Intellect is essentially aristocratic; charity is essentially democratic. Thought without action is an evil, and so is action without thought. He who is willing to act only upon strictly scien- tific principles is unfitted for practical life. A beautiful work is beautiful through a kind of truth that is truer than any enumeration of un- questioned facts. ‘The country, during the rain, resembles a face with tears upon it—not perhaps so beautiful, but even more expressive. Women are at once the sex which is the most faithful and still the most fickle—most faithful morally, and most fickle socially. In every loving woman there exists a priestess of the past, a loyal keeper of some affection for which the motive has disappeared. Love must always remain alluring and fasci- nating if the sway of woman is to last. As soon as the mystery is gone the attraction disappears. Women wish to be loved without any reason why—not because they are pretty or good or well- bred or graceful or clever, but just because they are themselves. Want of beauty in a woman, because it is un- , natural, is as hateful as a gash, a discord, a spot of ink—in fact, as anything that is contrary to order. On the other hand, beauty refreshes and strengthens one like some miraculous food. As soon as a man or a people or a literature or a period becomes feminine in type, it declines in prestige and in power. As soon asa woman leaves that state of subordination in which her natural merits have full play we see a speedy increase in her natural faults. Complete equality with man makes her contentious. A position of supremacy makes her tyrannical. For a long time the best solution will be found in honoring her and at the same time in controlling her.—Scrap Book. ‘Ss our ER husband left her a fortune on condition that she shouldn’t marry again, and you y isn’t satisfied ?”” “No. She can’t make out whether it means jealousy or revenge.”—Detroit Free Press. How to Secure a Plate Malt-Nutrine is put up in cases of one dozen bottles and is sold by druggists and grocers. To secure one of the plates send 12 Tops of Red Metal Cape from Malt-Nutrine bottles, also rsc. in * Stamps or money to cover post- age. Designate the plate you want by stating No. 1 or No.2. Malt-Nutrine Dept. 16, Anheuser-Busch Brewing Ass'n St. Louis, U.S.A. MALT-NUTRINE is a predigested liquid-food —easily assimilated by the weakest and most delicate stomach. It promotes appe- tite, aids digestion and assures healthful and refreshing sleep. The ideal tonic for nursing mothers and convalescents. ANHEUSER-BUSCH, Mali Nite . Metal Vienna Art Plates No. 1. Original was painted by Herr Wagner, the eminent German artist. The reproduc- tion (on metal) brings out perfectly the rich coloring of portrait and decorative border, equaling the original. No. 2. An exact reproduc- tion in original colors (on metal) of the work of P. Rall, a French artist of note, whose fine skill in. portraiture and exceptional decorative ability are evidenced in every line. See below how to secure these plates. No, 2 VIENNA Art PLaTE Underber, ‘The Famous Tonic and Cordial, On Sate everyrohere, LUYTIES BROTHERS General Agents, New York, WANTED-—One or two persons in each town able to present a sub- scription proposition of — unusual merit to their immediate friends. A very few new names bring hand- some returns. Full information and particulars upon application to LIFE, 17 West 31st Street, New York comicbooks.com