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This page is **primarily advertising**, not political satire. The main content features: 1. **Smith & Wesson revolver ad** - emphasizing the "hammerless safety" mechanism that prevents accidental discharge. The detailed diagram explains the safety lever mechanism. 2. **Knox Hat advertisement** - claiming equal quality to more expensive alternatives. 3. **"Fifty Pounds of Paint" story** - a humorous anecdote about a ship's monkey accidentally causing chaos by getting into paint supplies during a voyage. This is light entertainment rather than satire. 4. **Additional ads** - for Munsing Union Suits (underwear) and Ed. Pinaud's Lilac Vegetal (after-shave). The page reflects early 20th-century consumer advertising and product safety marketing rather than political commentary. The monkey story serves as filler entertainment between advertisements.

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guj wales SMITH @ WESSON The Only Absolute Safety Is SMITH & WESSON “HAMMERLESS SAFETY” This shows why The hammer, inside the frame, is always locked by the safety catch. The natural picssize of the hand upon the Safety Lever in the back of the handle (see illustration) is the only way to lift the safety catch and permit the trigger to raise the hammer for firing. The safety lever and trigger must act at the | same instant. To discharge this arm otherwise than de- | liberately is an impos- sibility—and Here Is the Proof Over 300,000 Smith @ Wesson Jammeriess Safety Revolvers have been made and sold; and not one Single accident has ever been re- ported. They are absolutely acci- dent proof. Smith Q Wesson Revolvers are the thoroughbreds of the revolver world. Each is tested for the maxi- mum of efficiency, range and strength—each is modelled on lines of grace and beauty without an ounce of superfluous weight. ALL SMITH & WESSON Kevolvers i¢ Monogram ark stamped frame, None others are genuine. OU get the same wear and satisfaction for five dollars invested in a : KNOX HAT Wa Meg that you get for ten to fif- teen times that amount in a good suit of clothes. ‘TRICCER RELEASE Our new booklet, “The Revolver,” illustrates and describes exch model in detail and gives an expert's instruction for target shooting. The most interesting and instructive revolver catalogue published, Sent free upoa request. Address Dept. A. SMITH @ WESSON, 42 Stockbridge Street, Springfield, Mass. Pacific Coast Branch, 1346 Park Street, Alameda, Cal. Knox, Hats might well cost more—they could not cost less a Fifty Pounds of Paint MONG the recollections of Capt. Charles P. Low is the memory of an amusing bit of comedy which occurred on the Hougua, a clipper- ship, during one of his first voyages. One Sa day afternoon, late, the sailors had just f holystoning the decks and painting the bulwarks. ‘The second mate had a fifty-pound keg of black paint in the paint locker on one side of the bow- sprit, under the topgallant forecastle. Unfortu- nately the sailors owned a large Borneo monkey or baboon, and he had been made fast on the bowsprit within reach of the paint. Like a monkey, always full of mischief ished he up- set the bucket of paint, which can down the scup. pers as far as the mainmast over the clean white deck The second mate, as soon as it was found out, caught the monkey and swabbed the paint up with him till he would hold no more, and then threw him overboard; but this made bad worse, for the monkey caught the side ladder hanging over by the main rigging and came up, and before any one could stop him ran the whole length of the bulwarks, leaving the black paint all over the fresh straw-colored paint, and making an awful mess. ‘The man who owned him caught him and hur- ried him into the forecastle, but it was “All hands to clean ship”; for the decks had to be scraped and wiped off and then painted again, for Sunday must find the ship in perfect order. As for the monkey, the men turned to and shaved him clean, and he was the worst-looking animal that was ever seen. The second mate was as angry a man as could be for a time, but soon got over it after the ship was set to rights again, and he never molested the monkey, who was a great pet.—Youth’s Companion, OUNT BONI was another distressing case of overcapitalization.—Washington Star. America’s Best Underwear The Sensible, Serviceable, Satisfactory, Perfect Fitting, Popular Priced Munsing Union Suits For Men, Women and Children The greatest pleasure of a shave lies in Union suits are the proper thing in underwear, Munsing suits are the kind that please the most fastidious, They are just what you have always wanted and never found in underwear. \ ‘They will wash better, wear longer and give more real comfort \” and service than suits costing twice what we are obliged to ask. Send six cents in stamps for samples of fabric and style book. the use of ED. PINAUD’S LILAC VEGETAL The delicate French after-shaving prep- aration—Comforting. Soothing. Fra- grant. Ask your dealer. Send 10c. to pay postage and packing of a liberal sample. PARFUMERIE ED. PINAUD Dept. 87 Ed. Pinaud Building, New York ED. PINAUD'S HAIR TONIC (Eau de Quinine) ts best for the hair. The Northwestern Knitting Company 215 Lyndsle Ave, North, Mianeapotia, Minnesota,