Life — December 20, 1906 — page 43: what you’re looking at

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1907 Model G, Series 2 45 H.P. 7 Passengers The oldest builders of high-power motor cars in America. Wwe build the only thoroughly reliable motor car. No car at any price c the high-grade materia workmanship which are found Royal Tourist THE ONLY CAR-ASK AN OWNER Gse Royal Motor Car Co. Member A.L.A.M. Cleveland, Ohio ROYAL in New York only at the 7th Annual on Square Garden, Jan. 12-19, 1907. ‘Also at Chicago Show. We shall ext Auto Show The Most Searching Investigation Baker Electric Reveals no Weak Spot Examine a BAKER ELECTRIC as critically as you please, part by part, and you will find no minute detail neglected. Unvarying, high-grade quality i every component part, quality. in materials and workmanship, the kind of quality that insures a long life of satis- factory service at the lowest possible maintenance cost EIGHTY MILES ON ONE CHARGE OF THE BATTERY and a wide range of speeds up to twenty miles per hour are included among the features of THE BAKER ELECTRIC for 1997 He lc features of previous models are retained and these combined with new onceptions are wort MOST COMPLETE IN THE WORLD devoted EXCLUSIVELY to making clectric vehicles. THE BAKER MOTOR VEHICLE CO. 10 80TH ST., N.W. CLEVELAND, O. ‘We will exhibit in New York City only at the Seveath Angus! Automobfie Show at Madisun Square Caren, Space No. 45. No Amateur WYANT a job on the mine, ch? Do you know how to use dynamite?” | anarchist for jerman competition “Yes, sare. T was a_ pri two years, until ze cheap hse me ze job. I have blown up much of ze . cobility of Europe.” Sydney Bulletin “JUDGE,” said the prisoner, “1 would like to ask a few questions before I enter my plea.” “You have the Court’s permission,” said the Personally Condutted — Ex- clusively First-Class—to Cali- fornia—January 10th, February “th and March 2nd under the auspices of the tourist_depart- ment, Chicago, Union Pacific and North-Western Line; Include all expenses —hotels, railway fare, sleeping car and dining car accommoda- tions of the finest character, and numerous side trips. So arranged as to spend the dis- agreeable portions of the win- ter months in comfort and ease. Write for itineraries and full peritculare to S. A. Hutchinson, Manager, 212 Clark Street, Chi- cago, IIL. Dae) “If I go on trial,” said the prisoner, ‘do I have to sit here and hear all the hypothetical : ed by the lawyers?” “Certainly,” said the judge. “And hear all the handwriting experts?” “Of course.” “And follow the reasoning of the chemistry and insanity experts?” fe ’,” said the judge I, then, judge, I will enter my plea.” “What is it?” asked the judge. “Guilty !"—Army and Navy Lije. Boiled Champagne HIE San Francisco fire has resulted in the dis- covery of a new drink which might be called boiled champagne. The fire cracke: bottles of sherry. This flood of seething gold flowed into a cellar where reposed 10,000 quarts of champagne. When the smoke cleared away the cellar was pumped dry and the champagne thus boiled in bottles was found—so San Fran- ciscans assert—to be a wine that would tempt an anchorite and make driveling Silenus a youthful Bacchus.— Louisville Courier-Journal. t Lerr's themes oaps-yotoater Fa. 2 conth (to comicbooks.com