Life, 1906-12-13 · page 5 of 28
Life — December 13, 1906 — page 5: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. The left column contains excerpts from a speech against religion by Bernani Shaw, but the bulk of the page features four commercial advertisements: 1. **Franco-American Soups** - promoting French-prepared soups sold in America 2. **Meux's Original London Stout** - a beer advertisement 3. **Spencerian Steel Pens** - promoting writing instruments 4. **Great Western Extra Dry Champagne** - wine advertisement emphasizing that U.S. tariffs inflate the price of imported champagne The only potentially satirical element is the champagne ad's complaint about customs duties raising costs—a mild critique of trade policy. Otherwise, this represents typical early 20th-century *Life* magazine content: mixing intellectual commentary with period advertising.
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| eee lens lo ously, nd for wares, hat he a play | fad be irchill’s +, Lord irchill” ya sort thrown appre} not ex Lond) put int at hi THe speech against religion made by Bernard Shaw, which recently created such a sensa- tion in London, was too long for us to reproduce in whole, but we give here extracts taken from the New York Times: “Tf the great congregation of cowards called the human race were to be got to disregard their own sfety and interest, they must be made religious. A religious‘man was not one who belonged to the Church of England or who did not, and the en- thusiasm of men who did not belong to that Church seemed much greater than that of men who did. Nor was he a man with a special creed. A religious man was one who had sure knowledge that he was here, not to fulfill some narrow pur- pose, but as an instrument of the force which created the world and probably the universe. | Religion made a man courageous, and if he was. not intelligent it made him extremely dangerous. | In the absence of religion a coarse man had the | most courage, but with religion the most fragile and sensitive became enormously courageous.” “There was no established religion on carth to-day in which an intelligent, educated man treat body of legend which every religion around itself might be as true as ‘Ham- was true, but to tell children that the stories of Jonah and Noah’s ark were literally true was to lie; to say that they were religious truth was an abominable lic, and to say that their | salvation depended on their belief in it was a damnable lic.” “If Christ had diced in a country house, worth | five thousand a year, everything He said would be just as true as if He had been crucified.” “The main truth that required to be taught was the powerlessness of God. If we conceived God asa moral force we must admit that apart from us He was powerless,” “Millions revolted against religion when con- fronted with the question, ‘If God i: ful, why is the world such a horrible was no use saying God could not be understood. \ man in the dock would not be excused because he said he had somé higher purpose that others | could not understand.” “Another thing to remember about God was. that He made mistakes. Only after many trials | | produced a man who, though only a t, was at his best rather a wonderful | E hero of a story which has been told of Archbishop Ireland is really that witty churchman Bishop Talbot, ‘‘the Cowboy Bish- op,” whose powers of repartee and whose churehly devotion made him famous among those people of whom he has so delightfully writen in his reminiscent volume, ‘“ My People of the Plains.” “Where in h— have I seen you?” demanded a magh-looking man, meeting Bishop Talbot one evening in the crowded single strect of a Mining town. To which the Bishop suavely retorted, to the shouting delight of the bystanders : “What part of h—— do you come from, sir?” a if =o 5 eS IF - Franco=-American Soups The purest, most delicious and nutritious of all soups. Prepared with the most ex- quisite care, under the direction of French chefs; in the largest, cleanest, sunniest kitchen in existence; from the finest, most carefully selected matenals obtainable for money. You are cordially invited to inspect our kitchen, It you live too faraway to vit us, we will gladly you on request our book illustrating eacl step in the preparation of Franco-American Soups. THE FRANCO-AMERICAN FOOD CO, Jersey City Heights, N. J. a n/a RADE MARK FEGISTEREO 21 Kinds, sold by Grocers everywhere in Quart, Pint, and Half-Pint Tins M ees Original London Sy TOUT Highly beneficiat to Mother. ‘Tones, hastens recovery. LUYTIES BROTHERS, Agents, N. Y. stimulates and. Spencenian Pens are ink savers, time savers, temper savers, ‘They never balk or splatter the ink. If you buy a dozen pens. of a box, you'll find each pen perfect and « ven of point ‘There's a Spenccrian Pen made that will just suit your style of writing. e will send you a sample card of 12 pens, dif- ferent patterns, upou receipt of 6 cents in postage. Spencerian Pen Co, 349 Broadway, New York the young UST 50% of what you pay for imported Champagne is actual wine value. The U.S. Customs office gets the other half. Great Western Extra Dry hampagne is made of wine grapes pos: ing the same peculiar qualities as those grown in Champagne, France. Careful cultivation—covering nearly one hundred years—irrthe old Great Western Vineyards has developed rfect chemical conditions of soil—the ideal vine—tke ideal mellow yet delicately flavored grape. Great Western is absolutely pure—the method of making is the Old-World method, and the ageing covers a period of five years. Equal in favor, bouquet and effervescence to the best foreign vintages—the only American Champagne awarded a Gold Medal at Paris. ‘Try Great Western and sce for yourself that the duty, not the quality, makes the difference in what you pay. PLEASANT VALLEY WINE CO., Sole Makers, RHEIMS, N.Y Sold everywhere by dealers in fine wines. At Hotels, Restaurants and Cafes. comicbooks.com