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This page is primarily **advertisements and humorous anecdotal pieces**, not political cartoons. The layout alternates between ads (Seaboard Air Line Railway, Garrick Club Whiskey, Coca-Cola, Old Crow Rye) and brief satirical stories. The humor pieces include: - **"Some Cat Superstitions"**: Historical anecdotes about famous figures (Napoleon, Henry III) fearing cats—light cultural commentary playing on superstition. - **"A Matter of Climate"**: A joke about Persian vs. English honesty, where a Persian character claims climate determines truthfulness. This reflects period attitudes about cultural/racial differences—stereotyping Persians as naturally dishonest. - **"A Cautious Doctor"**: A brief joke about a doctor demanding payment in advance from an absent-minded patient. - **"O'Hare's Status"**: An "Irish bull" (a traditional joke form)—wordplay about someone who "would be one week dead" if he'd lived another day. These are mild, genteel humor pieces typical of *Life* magazine's satirical approach, relying on cultural stereotypes and linguistic jokes rather than sharp political critique.

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STRAIGHT ASA PLUMB LINE “TQ WINTER RESORTS 7 FLORIDA CUBA WINTER TOURIST TICKETS Allowing stopovers are on sale until April 3o.return limit May 31. ‘Two through trains —Throvgh Pullman Skepers—Dining Cars a Ia carte, in fact the best through service via the shortest route. For resort booklet address: W. E. CONKLYN * GEP.A 1183 Broadway New York “ SEABOARD AIR LINE RATLWAY Some Cat Superstitions APOLEON BONAPARTE showed a mor- bid horror of cats. The night before the tattle of Waterloo a black cat passed near him, and at the sight the great warrior was completely unnerved. He saw an omen of defeat. Henry III of France swooned whenever he saw a cat, and one of the Ferdinands of Germany would irmble in his boots if a harmless tabby got in the line of his vision. Among the Romans the cat was a symbol of The Egyptians held the animal in jon under the name of ¥lurus, a deity with a human body and arcat’s head. Whoever Killed a even by accident, was put to death. Diana assumed the form of a cat and excited the fury of the giants.—London Mirror. Letting by Pin and Candle HE old custom of letting premises by the aid of a candle and pin has been observed at Padworth, a village between Reading and New- bury. The candle was lighted and a pin stuck into it. Then bids were called for until the pin, owing to the heat of the candle, dropped out. J.T. Strange secured the tenancy with an offer of £5.—London Evening Standard. The standard of whiskey excellence “THE BEST IN THE HOUSE” Garrick Club Rye Whiskey Alfred E, Norris & Co., Proprietors, Philadel phia A Matter of Climate A GLISHMAN resident in Persia fell into a discussion with a neighbor there, says Napier Malcolm in his book on Persia, over the native tendency to lying. He insisted that lying was a sin. “It is all very well for a Ferangi (an English- man]to say that,” replied the Persian. ‘But the fact is, they cannot tell lies and we can. It is entirely a matter of climate.” “In that case Persians ought to speak the truth,” said the Englishman. “One of the ancient Greek historians declared that Persians were remarkable for their truth-telling.” “That is very true,” said the native. “But who does not know that the climate of a country changes entirely in two thousand years?”— Youth’s Companion. A Cautious Doctor OCTOR, something is the matter with me. Sometimes my mind isa perfect blank, and my memory constantly fails me. I wish you would treat me.” “Twill. But in view of the peculiar nature of your case I shall want my fee in advance.”—Bal- timore Telegram. The first Derby made in America was'a C&K finapp-Felt hats are the best made. Knapp- Felt DeLuxe $6. Knapp-Felt $4. Write for “The Hatman™ Taz CroruT & KNAPP Co. Broadway, at 13th Street New York O'Hare’s Status HE Rev. Samuel McCoomb told a story of one of the choicest Irish bulls on record last even- ing. An Englishman, traveling in Ireland, stopped to inquire of an Irishman who lived in a certain house they were just passing. The Irishman replied: “That is Mr. O'Hare’s house, and if he had lived until to-morrow he would be one week dead.” —Boston Record. * A Singer's Lungs HE singer at the end of the practice aria panted heavily. “1 sang one hundred and ninety-six notes that time,” he said, ‘without once taking breath.” “Indeed! That must be a record.” “No. The record is held by Courtice Pounds. Pounds sang three hundred and sixteen notes without respiration in 1898. The record previous to that was held by Farinelli, with three hundred notes. Norman Salmond has sung two hundred and cighty-seven notes in this way. “Tt is wonderful what lungs trained singers have. The average man could hardly sing fifty notes without breathing, whereas to the singer two hundred would be nothing.” — Philadel phia Bulletin. Dards| cr FLORIST Extablished 1874 Christmas| ©LD CROW RYE - einai WHISKEY a RES, comicbooks.com