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This page is primarily **advertising and humorous filler content** rather than political satire. The left column contains a quote attributed to Balzac about women's nature, followed by a comedic dialogue ("Everything But—") mocking automobile enthusiasm—a woman boasts about her car's accessories but admits she lacks the actual automobile. This reflects early 1900s car culture humor. The right side features advertisements: Dr. Otto Neitzel endorsing the Everett piano, The John Church Company promoting piano prices, and ads for "4 Queens" artwork and Dard's flowers. The only potentially satirical element is the Balzac quote section, which gently mocks romantic idealization of women—typical of Life's era. However, this appears to be **general social commentary rather than targeted political satire**, making it primarily a product-advertisement page with light humor.

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What Balzac Said of Women 'HE man who .can govern a woman can govern a nation. A man who can love deeply is never utterly Our arrangement with dealers is such that pur> chase may be made on reasonable terms to suit emptible. corte the circumstances or convenience of the customer. Awoman full of faith in the one she loves is | tut a novelist’s fancy. In courting women, many dry wood for a fire that will not burn for them. Women are constantly the dupes, or else the | sicims, of their extreme sensitiveness. . e Tn the elevated order of ideas, the life of man : Neitzel isglory, the life of woman is love. ‘ and the Marriage has its unknown great men, as war tus its Napoleons and philosophy its Descartes. DR. OTTO NEITZEL E verett Aman must be a fool who does not succeed in mg 8 sroman Delieve that nich fatten Der; R. OTTO NEITZEL, hailed as the Chief iage should combat without respite or es one: baricia charnen acuta neue ioete Justice of Music’s Supreme Gourt—com- vercy that monster which devours everything ° : bs 4 bit poser, virtuoso and savant—during his tour in kes of a woman result almost always the United States, will use fom her faith in the good and her confidence in se truth he yet discovered the means of 1) giving friendly advice to women— en to his own. The Indian axiom, ‘Do not strike even with 7 afower a woman guilty of a hundred crimes,” Pianist, ranked with von Bilow and D'Albert by the y world’s great critics, irreproachable in technic and temperamentally Smy rule of conduct. artistic, Dr. Neitzel, like Reisenauer, Gabrilowitsch, Burmeister When a woman pronounces the name of a man and other masters, has found in the Everett tone the long- ea day, there may be some doubt as to sought medium for expression of the soul's desire,—the medium ot he ritieneat—but three tinies! which stays the hands of genius on the heights. one thing admirable in women—ithey EVERETT TONE is tone that GOMPELS wrer reason about their blameworthy actions; | een in their dissimulation there is an element of This definite attribute upholds Everett * sovereignty among pianos. GREAT REAR § <G WATE! “Les purity it famor THE JOHN CHURCH Everything But— COMPANY J Mook, dear. Don't you think Tama real Cincinnati Chicago New York automobile girl? What of my automobile — Owners of the Everett Piano Co., Boston, Mass. “Ttis beautiful.” nd this automobile coat. Isn’t it becoming tomy figure ?”” PRICES AT FACTORY—BOSTON Nae pera Style I—Upright .. . $450.00 thing set so fetching? Style 6-Upright . . 500.00 Style 9—Upright . . 500.00 “And even my hair is ina beautiful automobile Style 8—Upright . 00 toe, Isn't it grand ?” io ser eee “Indeed it is, dear; but—but—where is your Style31—Grand . .., 800.00 atomobile 2” Art Gases from $1,000 to $10,000 “Oh, I haven't a machine yet, but after I save PRICE, $1,500 5p 10,000 haking-powder labels and 20,000 soap | pers, and all the cigarette coupons the young = == Fengive me, I'll getone in notime. It won't take Direct from the Artist's oer ten years at the longest.” —Chicago News. Studio | | a ° 4 Queens | Dads Choice “LIERE’S something about the Dutch stealing Flowers one of the Philippine Islands. I wonder Stullpmap mRNA Enablshed 1874 R stat Uncle Sam willl do about it?” igre arsbop eevee | 3Nare Welt would serve them right i he refused | fl For Den or Library Plants back.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. BD] Excuisitetycotored ° Beaty vellum cee Novelties oe ‘ Sitntetealeatertads. Copy: UBURBS (reading novel): “And en- eh by te art. abd ett Kathryn de Vere swept the room Bee] rice, $1.00 cach, $109 for y Vere sept the oor Kesadiee oe” Tiber 7 Heavens! I wish to good fended ty areta any wey Forty-Fourth St. & Sl could induce our Bridget to do that much! ‘ ‘JOHN C. FROHN \ Madison Ave..N. Y. | "nceton Tiger, : ‘7B Water 8t, Boston, Mase, “And the automobile cap. Did you ever sce ~ comicbooks.com