Life — November 8, 1906 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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as deep as the Devon Springs, Your hair is as black as jet son the Kimeradge clay, In the scarp of the Burbeck flags, nave left our bones in the \nd deep in the shot stones, love is old, our life is old, \nd death shall come amain, uld he come to-day, what man may say That we shall not me in? as we sit at our dinner here, O’er many a dainty dish, drink anew to the time when you ca tadpole, and I, a fish. Healthy ISITOR: You say that the climate here is the wealthiest in the country. Native . sit, our climate certainly has ing, propertics. Here's an ex- t summer there were fifteen at- tempts at suicide, Well, fourteen of them were Bon Vivant. Movers business methods favor double- try bookkeeping. In the business col- n the instructor asks what this sort of is the pupil will reply, winking and *Double-entry bookkeeping is the keep- ing of two sets of books, one of which may be roduced in court if required.” Argonaut, Parliament of Man | 1) BE or not to be that is the question!” bookkee smilin; ‘eed no further, ce rise to a point of order,” | interrupted the Ghost, who had been sitting in one of the rear seats; “the motion to adjourn is not ale.” vfronted thus by Robert’s Rules of Order, the Noble Dane paled, mutteged incoherently t down, Afterward he had his speech ed in the Congressional Record.—Woman’s + Companion. F is fond of dogs, and tells the ollowing pretty story, apropos: “An old lady rented a furnished villa for the | summer and with the villa a large dog also went. “In the sitting-room of the villa there was a very comfortable armchair. The old lady liked | this chair better than any other in the house. She always made for it the first thing. | But, alas, she nearly always found the a oceupied by the large dog. lieing afraid of the dog, she never dared bid | it harshly to get out of the chair, as she feared it might bite her; but instead she would go to the window and call Cats!’ Chen the dog would rush to the window and hark, and the old lady would slip into the vacant chair quietly. he dog entered the room and soune the old lady in possession of the ct trolled over to the window, and, looking ci Appeared very much excited, and set up a tre- mendous barking. “The old lady rose and hastened to the window to see what was the matter and the dog quietly climbed into the chair.””—Rochester Herald. FIAT Reliability and Endurance Proven Its consistent performance in all speed and endurance contests stamps it as a marvel of mechanical construction. To-day it is the most pop- ular foreign automobile in America. According to the official report at the Custom House, more “FIAT” cars have been imported during 1906 than any other foreign make. Second and Sixth in Vanderbilt Cup Race Out of 17 Starters Second and Fifth in Grand Prix Out of 34 Starters First, Fourth and Fifth in 3000 Mile Coppa d’Oro Endurance Run Out of 48 Starters We can now make Immediate Delivery of “FIA cars with both enclosed and touring bodies. SOLE AMERICAN AGENTS THE HOL-TAN &. Licensed Importers Under Selden Patent Broadway and 56th St., New York Boston Agent, HARRY FOSDICK CO., Stanhope St., Boston =] | Ghe KNOX HAT | is universally recognized as the Standard by which all others are judged. 452 Sth Av., cor, 40th Se. 189 Broadway, near Dey St. 194 Sth Av., Sth Av, Hotel \ eveessnrccccersesssescsececccecscsces CHEW. : i ~~ Beeman's 3 THE ORIGINAL 3 Pepsin Gum + « Cores Indigestion and Sea-sickoess. AML Otbérs are_ten comicbooks.com