Life — November 8, 1906 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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LPEE Greatcoat time now in the Livery Department. Livery and Russian great- coats for coachman and groom. Others specially designed for chauffeurs. Mlostrated catalogue on reyuest ROGERS, PEET & CO., 258—842—1260 Broadway, (3 Stores) NEW YORK, also, F. M. ATWOOD, CHICAGO. SANDERSON'S “Mountain Dew” in moderation and you will find that the life and force contained in it will be im- parted to you. Don't take our word. Try for yourself. | youthful vanity | a specialty of criminal cases. He Went to the Right Place AMERICAN whose business frequently takes him to London tells of an amusing conversation between the driver and conductor of a public ’bus in that city. The "bus was fairly crowded, so the American climbed to the top, where, shortly after taking his seat, he observed a person in peculiar garb, with a red turban. There was a leaden sky overhead and a slow, drizzling rain, such weather as is the rule rather than the exception in the British metropolis. As the conductor came to the top the red turbaned person, evidently an Indian Parsee, got down. “Wot sort of a chap is that?” asked the driver of the conductor. “TI fancies that ’e 's one of them fellers that worships the sun.” “Worships the sun, eh!” repeated the driver, with a shiver. “Then I suppose he comes over ‘ere to ‘ave a rest.” —Success. * Not on the Job AX EMINENT lawyer with a large practice before the Supreme Court of the United States enjoys telling of a tremendous jolt to his in the early days when he made He had been retained by a man charged with larceny in Pennsylvania, and as the evidence was conclusive, had advised his client to plead guilty. “You have a bad record, you know,” said the lawyer, ‘“‘and you have practically confessed yourguilt. I should say that you will be sentenced to about three years.” This last completely dumfounded the accused. He looked about his cell vacantly for several minutes before turning to his attorney. When he did it was to say: “Will you kindly step out and get me a good lawyer ?""—Hearper’s Weekly. Add Years to Your Life ee veteran always got up at 6 o’clock in the morning. “T used to get up at 8,” he said. “By getting up at 6 I have added ten years to my life. “Consider,” he went on persuasively. “The difference between rising every morning at 6 and 8 in the course of forty years amounts to 29,200 hours, or three years and nearly a half. This is equal to eight hours a day for ten years. Thus, you see, by rising at 6 instead of 8 you add ten solid years to your life.” “Wonderful,” said the veteran’s listener. ‘I shall assuredly adopt your plan. Only, instead of getting up two hours earlier in the morning I'll go to bed two hours later every night.’—New York Press. The Editor's Apology S USUAL, our printer left us in the “soupe” last and this week, and we have not as yet been able to secure the services of another; and, therefore, we ask the indulgence of our readers for the scarcity of reading matter this week. We have been conducting a sale by auction and had but a few spare hours left in which to get out this sheet) We hope, however, to do better QUALITY UNEQUALED EXCELLENCE UNSURPASSED LIQUEUR PERES CHARTREUX KARA AKIIIII IRI SII III III III MORTON TRUST COMPANY 38 NASSAU STREET, NEW YORK $2,000,000 Surplus and Undivided Profits, $7,500,000 OO OFFICERS: Levi P. Morton, President. ne Corblere, Vice-Pres. Thomas F. Ryan, Vice-Pres HOM. Francts, Cartes H. Allen, Vice Pres. Charles A. Coast, Treasurer Foul D Cravath, Counsel EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE: Levi P. Morton Thomas F. Rvan Charles H. Allen Edward J. Berwind Harry PayneWhitney > | JENNER & COMPANY | Undivided Estates Exclusively 55 BROADWAY, NEW YORK Telephone 4050-4031 Hector - + + Cable Address “Jennlenn” UNDIVIDED ESTATES j WE eat fa all kinds of undivided estate interests, tncludiog vested of coatingeat remainder interests, subject to life estate er payable at some future, fed period. We porchase or arrange advances upon the security of such Interests upoa moderate terms and st lecal Interest ‘Our facilities for handling such proposals are adequate for any requirement 1 comicbooks.com