Life — October 4, 1906 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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In the Blue Grass Country “1 SEE here that a German professor claims that the time is coming when there will not be enough water on earth to support human life.” “Which only goes to show,” replied Colonel Kornfed, “that science, suh, backs up the judy ment which true Kentuckians have always held.” —Anmerican Spectator. RS. HICKS (relating burglar scare): Ves, 1 per heard a noise and got up,and there under the bed I saw a man’s legs. Mrs, Wicks: Mercy! The burglar’s ? Ww “No, my husband’s—he had heard the nc .”’—Boston Transcript. No Objection “TF THEY refuse to allow us to harness N ara,” said the great trust promoter, * shall go over and harness Vesuvius.” “Great craters!” exclaimed the assist “What carthly use could we make out of Vesu- twin! TRIUMPHAL TOURS OF MODEL-EF sua fea “Why, we could run a pipe line under the hear toddard-Dapton Atlantic, pump the ot lava to America and beat the whole country. The Coal Trust would be a O 190 Touring Car—Model-F—has made marks that prochim its worth and back number.” —Colmbus Dispatch. ‘ur reliability. A severe test run gave it immediate preeminence among tour- — ing cars. Driven by our New Stoddard-Dayton four cylinder engine, carrying five people and 150 pounds of baggage, a Model F made the run through four ‘States from our GOOD story is told of a very mild North of factory doors to Pine Lake, Wisconsin, and return—a trip of England vicar, iwho had for some time been 1100 MILES WITHOUT MISHAP displeased with the quality of the milk served oa Plenty of tough going was encounted on thig tour. Stretches of sage brush took the place of him. At length he determined to remonstrate she's T " 6 P roads. ‘There were hills to climb and the sand wastes to pull through, but the Model-F never loosened with his milkman for supplying such weak stuff a chs a bolt, and made an electrifying spurt of 154 miles on seven gallons of gasoline. He bean mildly: . In the great Glidden Tour the Stoddard-Dayton Model-F was dnven by Taare ‘ F ew motor from Chicago to Buffalo, and then over the Glidden, course to Bre I've been wanting to see you in regard to the ods in the White Mountains—a distance o les— without lose Hf one : lat! : “ polat of a moment's tue on account of engine or mechanical troubles. quality of milk with which you are serving me. NEW AND IMPROVED FEATURES “Yes, sir,” uneasily answered the tradesman. _ The new Stoddard-Dayton motor is not the onl; ‘The power is applied through stqut rods which “ y wante say,” continued the minis improved feature in the construction of Medel-E, take up'the road shocks and transmit ihe dreveyrom T only wanted to say,” continued the mini The wheel base is two inches longer; the pleasing the a.xle casing to the frame, thereby taking ail the ter, “that I use the milk for dietary purposes lines of the body have been further beautiied; 34 afrain off the springs. “The Stoddard-Dayton : Saas inch wheels are used instead of 32. The rear springs valued feature of the enclosed propeller alee exclusively, and not for christening.”’- are bung on shackles at both ends. retained. = Model-F at $2,500, inch 1 {ull lamp equipment, is simpler, neater and more compact P than other cars costing more. Let us send you uur advance 1907 Booklet—It is FREE. Horrible THE DAYTON MOTOR CAR CO. DAYTON, OHIO P AT: Thad a horrible dream last night Mike: What was it? “You know Tim McGinnis?” Y 0 de S H r@) ES THAT LO r@) K “T dreamed that me and ‘Tim had met in a pre Rafferty’s saloon.” the fe LIKE NEW “Vis.” “And T called Ting a loir.” EVERY MORNING. | «vi» — “And ‘Tim called me anither.” “And thin nayther wan of us done annything else.""—Chicago Record-Herald. ight, now appearance which distings — H footwear of all those who use them. Correctly used they , ATIENT: Tell me candidly, doctor, do you “y ADD 25% TO THE WEAR think I'll pull through? at the Doctor: Oh, you are bound to get well! You “f rated booklet on sbase and their sare can't help yourself, The Medical Record shows ok sell trees of our manufacture at prices which | that out of a hundred cases like yours one recovers rithin the means of everybody who P5 - If your dealer does not sell them ariably. ; alls bow, to order thees by soull end . 4 “:Phat's a cheerful prospect.” ; Pe facture for booklet H. Sent fre “What more do you want? I’ve treated ninety g nine cases, and every one of them died. Whyy cold | 0. A. Miller Treeing Machine Company ¢ man alive, you can’t die if you try! ‘There's no ne BROCKTON - - «- ~~ MASS. | humbug about statistics!”"—Aansas City Inde- Ye hal pendent. comicbooks.com