Life — August 9, 1906 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Bubble 'HAT man who was fined $100 for kissing a Baltimore girl's hand will get mighty little sympathy.—Indiaaapolis News If it had been a Chicago girl’s hand he’d have got more for his money. = ‘The hangman at Odessa has struck, demanding that his yearly salary of $50 eerican The longer that strike lasts the better it will please the condemned men in the Odessa jail. op France may restore Dreyfus to his rank and honors, but she cannot him back the twelve years of his unspeakable agony of mind and body. Ia. The chances are he doesn’t want it. A Chicago judge says that in 99 cases out of 100 the husband is wrong. — Washington Post Is it a fair inference that in Chicago the women vote for the judges? In Emile Ba The Chinese at Home" the author tells of the system of municipal graft prevalent in Pekin.—Mexican Herald. We don’t really need any imported imformation on that subject. re A diamond was recently found in a stork’s nest.—Baltimore American. Another argument against race-suicide. I Rey. Sam Jones says, “We peed Bryan in our business.” Enquirer Cincinnati The gas business, presumably. Ballooning is becoming sufficiently fatal to justify the prediction that it may in become a fad.--Pittsburg Dispatch And then the poor pedestrian: ‘o Beatrice Fairfax says “love is woman's long suit.”"—Teuston Post. Love may be her long suit, but man’s her suitor, especially if he happens to suit her. ES: merge England, Canada and the United States in one grand nation.—-Lowell Courier. Which suggests that Mr. Carnegie is getting a bit tiresome. safety will be to burrow. Mr. Carnegie’s latest plan is a A Kansas man killed himself king circus kemonads Houston Post. Respectfully referred to the W. C. T. U. as an awful example. World Senator Brackett appears to be the only man in the field who has any delegates to the Republican State Convention nailed down Rochester Democrat. Asa peanut politician Senator Brackett is a grand success, but New York State doesn’t really need a peanut for governor. d The Pan-American Railroad bas been completed as far as Pijijiapan.— Philadel phia Press How does a stuttering citizen of Pijijiapan tell any one where he lives? m A Maryland farmer has enlisted the bens to aid the village church, members contributing to it all eggs their chickens lay on Sunday — Cleveland Press No truly Christian hen would assist in such a Sab- bath-breaking project. a °° ° ©The free silver question is not settled." says Me. Bryan as an issue, for the present.""—Rochester Post ‘That ‘‘for the present” sounds mighty ominous. © A Texas girl was bitten by a rattlesnake in a Pullman car berth.—Washington Star. She should have stuck to the Te: whisky is dangerous, fy is only removed kind. Pullman car New York has confiscated seventy-eight fraudulent ice scales—Putsburg Dispatch. Perhaps some day the inspectors will get around to the antiquated pair of scales used in New York by Justi Mr. Humsum Young: Miss pezzvvzz SEEMS To BE DOING A LOT OF TOAD- BACK RIDING THESE DAYS. Miss Fuccing: YPS, SUE IS RECOVERING FROM NERVOUS PROSTRATION AND HER PHYSICIAN HAS TOLD HER THAT HOPS ARE QUIPTING TO THE NERVES. comicbooks.com