Life — July 19, 1906 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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HEELS OF NEW RUBBER. What is it that you aspire to in life? . Health is the first consideration, Rubber heels procure more health to the square inch than any- thing in evidence, That's a fact!—my teacher told me so, and he told me to teach {t to my friends, I dislike toadmit that rubber heels are a benefit, but I have to. Come down to business and be honest with yourself, rubber on your heels is the correct thing. Be sure and secure O’Sullivan's : re the only heels of New Rubber. Remember me when ordering —don't cost you any more, Any dealer or the makers, O'SULLIVAN RUBBER CO., + Lowell, Mass Forgot About Broadway ILTON LACKAYE tells of a man named Brady, a press agent, who in summer pre- cedes a circus and in the winter goes ahead of an opera company. This work keeps Brady pretty busy; and he is obliged to travel mostly in the West. Recently, however, Brady was enabled to visit his beloved Ne York, the place of his birth, He declared that it was “like a glimpse into another world,” so long had he been absent. A friend, meeting Brady on Broadway, sai “Well, old man, I suppose you're glad to get back to New York once more ?”” “T'm more than glad,” responded Brady, with Professional cooks use Lea & Perrins’ Sauce ‘THE ORIGINAL WORCESTERSHIRE because no other season- ing has the same fine, rich flavor. «™2=qry"* an expansive smile. ‘In fact, I’ve been away so long that I have to rehearse to cross Broadway.” —New York Tribune. HE small boy had just smoked his first cigar. “Boss,” he gasped, with a troubled look, “where was dat cigar made?” “That cigar, my lad,” replied the man who had given him the weed, ‘was made in Santo Do- mingo.” “Gee! I thought so.” “Why did you think so?” “Tt—it started a half dozen revolutions in me stomach.” —Kansas City Independent. Pat. Off. Oh to think of itt ‘Oh to drink of it! Fills the heatt with joy It’s the best Ale ever brewed Ih ought be, It AMERICAN Ale. Pints $1.50 dozen. All dealers, Benker Hill Breweries, Charlestown, Mass. RECORD RYE WHISKEY He Did What He Could a HOPE my little Tommy has taken to heart mamma’s talk of last night about charity and usefulness,” said a fond mother. “How many acts of kindness has he done? How many hearts has my Tommy made grateful and glad?” Her Tommy replied: “T've done a whole lot of good, ma. I gave your new hat to a beggar woman, and I gave the cook’s shoes to a little girl in busted rubbers what I seen on the street, and I gave a poor, lame shoestring-seller pa’s black evening suit, the open- front one that he hardly ever wears.” —Ladies’ Home Journal. The Great Popularity of the Brighton Races The Brighton Beach Race Track is now the modern beauty spot in the metropolitan cir- cuit, and differs from every other race course in America in that it offers the happy com- bination of a seaside resort and a battleground for the kingly thoroughbred. Its clubhouse is the coziest on Long Island and an ideal midsummer bungalow, charming in its beauty and restful in its appointment. Brighton re- cognized racing as a fashionable recreation and its appointment is in keeping with that sentiment. Easier of access than any other track, beautiful to the acme of loveliness and with a programme that must command the atten- dance of sportsmen, it deserves everything of good fortune that will come to it. The meeting will continue without cessation until August 4. Among the events yet to come are: The $15,000 Brighton Derby at a mile and a half, the $7,500 Brighton Oaks and the $7,500 Iroquois Stakes at a mile and a quarter, which have attracted the best three- year-olds in training, just as the $15,000 Brighton Junior Stakes, the $7,500 Neptune Stakes and the $7,500 Venus Stakes have the cream of the two-year-old division engaged. comicbooks.com