Life — June 14, 1906 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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ANT SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE HAYS has a scheme to improve the human race by the careful selection of people for parents of the children of the future Houston Post. It’s too bad the Assistant Secretary didn’t get busy a century or so earlier. A Belgian doctor ‘s prescribing hot air as a cure for many infirmities —Mexican Herald. In America it is used largely in connection with the organs of speech. Q Nicholas will grant his people educational facilities Chicago News. His is a case where education, like charity, should begin at Verily, there's no rest anywhere Ever been to Philadelphia? oo? , ‘The Morocco pirates are kidnapping Americans.—Denver Republican. Most Americans are too accustomed to tariffs and trusts to mind a little thing like a Moroccan pirate. m ill believes in the laying on of hands.—Chicago Enterprise. in the matter of his converts’ property. ° . ington Star. home. of the wicked —Boston Herald. specially ‘The man with the hose can now take a vacation.—| How about the ladies similarly equipped? g Josiah Bounderly alleged that he could take the hint when he was kicked down-stairs.— Pittsburg Dispatch Would that a certain United States Senator were equally sensitive. & As a feat in frugality, Castro's success. in saving $30,000,000 in six years on a salary of $12,000 must excite the ad. miration and bewiklerment Russell Sage —Chicago s Or of a New York police captain. at The New York Herald has every Sunday morning as an editorial Indianapolis News. Which doesn’t atone for its Sunday column of “personals.” of even sermon LIFE'’s WEATHER FORECAST Hot d out toa Mexican New York is thrilled by the fact that, at last, justice has been me ruffianly elevated railway guard who had maltreated a passenger Herald. Full justice isn’t possible on account of the constitution:! prohibition of cruel and unusual punishments. (2) Secretary Taft bas reduced his waist line to fifty inches and his weight to 2: pounds.—Houston Post. Before long the genial Secretary may be a figure in a “before and after’ corset advertisement arm -well Dwight Hillis. Denver Republican. so “ The golden age is at hand b. The golden age arrived when Bryan was beaten. “ Free alcohol for use in the arts is no new thing. —Louisville Times. It goes back to the days of Noah and of Messrs. Bac- chus, Silenus & Co., wholesale and retail dealers in nose- paint. B It is publicly announced that Canada “wants women.”—Lowell Citizen. Grand opportunity for the superfluous mother-in-law. 1c) It'll be a long time before the Panama Canal can float anything more than rumors. —Louisville Times. And bonds. One thing can be said for the insur- ance companics under the old extra: gant management. They gave away good blotters. Sommerville Journal. They were pretty good es- cutcheon-blotters themselves. ASt. Louis doctor declares all nurses shoukl be pretty, saying it is a great thing for a sick man to have a bright, pretty girl put her soft, white hands upon his brow.—St. Joseph News. If that isn’t a direct encour- agement to hypochondria, there never was one, Reliable” bombs have been reduced in price in Russia from five rubles to forty kopeks.—Boston Transcript. If they get much cheaper, we may occasionally find one in Chicago sausage. comicbooks.com