Life — June 7, 1906 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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NO - NO DINNER r DINNER COMPLETE COMPLETE WITHOUT WITHOUT iT 4 IT LIQUEUR PERES CHARTREUX —GREEN AND YELLOW— OF LA GRANDE CHARTREUSE, FRANCE KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE WORLD as CHARTREUSE. THE ABOVE CCT REPRE BOTTLE IN THE PUTTING UP THE MONKS’ EXPULSION FROM FRANCR, AND IT 18 NOW KNOWN AS LIQUEUR PERES CHARTREUX (THE MONKS, HOWEVER, STILL RETAIN THE RIGHT 10 USE THE OLD BOTTLE AND LABEL a8 WELL), DISTILLED BY THE SAME ORDER OF MONKS WHO HAVE SECURELY GUARDED THE SECRET OF ITS MANUFACTURE FOR RUNDREDS OF YEARS AND WAO ALONE POSSESS A KNOWLEDGE OF THE ELEMENTS OF THIS DELICIOUS NECTAR. AtEnstctass Wine Merchants, Grocers, Hotels, Cafes, Batjer & Co.,45 Broadway, New York, N.Y Sole Agents for United States. For All Ages Ist—" The Infant inthe Nurse's Arms.” That Horlick’s Malted is the best milk-food for the baby I 1 by thou sands of healthy infa rywhere, Itis pure, rich milk, so 1and euriched with the extract of selected malted grains as to be edsily digested by the weakest Stomach, Heady at's momcat's notice by simply stirring in ter. No additional milk. Or cooking is required. Very sustainin; rhursing mothers, A healthful, invigorating food drink for everybody, from infancy to old age A glassful taken hot before retiring induces restful sleep. A sample, vest pocket lunch case, also booklet, giving many valuable recipes, sent free, if mentioned, “At all druggists. ASK FOR HORLICK’S: others are imitations, Horlick’s Malted Milk Co Racine, Wis., U. S. A. London, Montreal, England, Canada. Maud of the Muck Rake. AUD MULLER on a summer's day Raked the meadow sweet with hay. Her pa was not a man of wealth, All that she had was rugged health. Sighing, she said: “Confound the luck, I think I'll go to raking muck.” Because she toiled a wild unrest And an eager longing filled her breast. “Why should I have to work,” she cried, “While others scorn me in their pride? “With riches they have never earned ‘Their backs on me are proudly turned. “The good Lord never planned things so, There's something rotten here below, “An Ida Tarbell I will be And whack the plutocrats,” said she. The Judge appeared upon the scene, Bringing an odor of gasoline. He stopped to buzz the girl a while; She was plump, and he rather liked her style. She knew that he possessed a wad; He thought: “ How sweet a name is Maud!” He spoke of railroad stock he had; ‘The maiden listened and was glad. “In two years, if my luck is fair,” He said, “I'll be a millionaire. “T travel on passes through the land” — Maud sweetly said: “Oh, ain't that grand!” “As far as rebates go, I'll say That I regard them as O. K. “A block of Standard stock I claim— No matter how I got the same. “Now, tell me, Don't I look Maud, and tell me true, her good to you?” Her face against his breast she hid, And gladly answered that he did. To-day she is the Judge’s wife And lives in style, enjoying life. And oft she wonders in her pride Why people can’t be satisfied. “Why,” she complains, “do critics pitch So foolishly into the rich? . “Why do they ever scold or sigh Because the things they need are high? “Wise Providence has planned affairs. We rich, alas, have many cares. “But while we nobly bear the strain, Why should the ones below complain? “Of all wise words, the best by far y as they are.’ Chicago Record-Herald. Pa, who was Pandora? : Pandora, my son, was a little girl who started a lot of trouble because she didn’t keep the lid down,—Princeton Tiger. Max GORKY has taken up his residence in Staten Island. When the mosquito days. arrive Gorky will wish himself in Siberia.— Rochester Post. 68s wotlllneg Pcie agen’? BRAND, THIS SAUCEIS At: His Masesty Kine Georce IV APPROVING THE MADE BY THE ORIGINAL BRAND WHO WAS FOR MANY YEARS CHEF TO THAT ROYAL EPICURE, Deucous WITH FISH, SOUPS. GAME, ETC, AND PARTICULARLY APPRECIATED ON WELSH RAREBITS, BROILED LOBSTER AND ENGLISH MUTTON CHOPS. AIRES Pysseccevecereccecccccccccsscccrcccese’ St CHEW... Beeman’s THE ORIGINAL Pepsin Gum « t Cores lodigestion t and Sea-sickoess. ¢ AMl_Others are_Imitations. i For Sale at Every Drag Store Peesece scsi ccc ctieeeeescceneeeennnenee } THE STATISTICS OF COCOA IMPORTATIONS SHOW THAT IMPORTATIONS OF CHEAP (LOW GRADE) BEANS HAVE INCREASED ALMOST 50% AND IMPORTATIONS OF HIGH GRADE BEANS HAVE DECREASED. WE HAVE USED AND ARE USING THE SAME QUALITY OF BEANS AS ALWAYS: THE BEST ONLY- DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS-- QUALITY & PRICE REMAIN THE SAME D WITH COCOA. WITHIN THE REACH OF ALL. SOLD BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE. comicbooks.com