Life — May 24, 1906 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Toe Teeth HEN Scandinavians come to this country they frequently have trouble with their teeth, Later, owing to the difference in diet, they lose most of their bicuspids and molars, but, fortunately, few Scandinavians have the trouble that Tillie did, and few lose their teeth in so disconcerting a manner. “My funniest patient,” said the sociable dentist, “was a Swedish girl, who came in one day to get her teeth extracted. Her upper jaw . . was absolutely bare of teeth, and the lower set| Liveries for all menservants. was in such condition that there seemed to be nothing to extract. * “Where are the teeth you want out?’ T asked. “Tn mys stomach,’ returned the girl, suddenly bursting into tears. “<Tn your stomach!” I gasped. | “*Yaw, meester,’ she sobbed. ‘Last week my Sensible motoring clothes for | hov buy me all new toots on top vor twanty five dollar, on Chicago. ‘Two days ago my sleep so goot, so-o goot! Ven my vake opp, mys toots she vor all go down mys t’roat. I tank maybe you |can get them out—mys lady she is tole me to come.’ “*Nonsense! They couldn't go down your throat.’ ““Yaw! Yaw!’ protested Tillie, clapping a hand to her belt-buckle, ¢ iss there now. | She iss chew, chew, chew, all the time. She iss chew my all inside up. She iss hurt so moch my iss don’t can sleep.” “Tillie was evidently sincere,” said the dentist, “and 1 was beginning to think that I had a lunatic on my hands, when the day was saved. My office door was flung open and an excited boy | | rushed in. | “0 Tillie,’ he cried, ‘mother just found your | teethtucked under yourmattress!: Youmust have taken them out in your sleep.” Ly goo’ness!’ exclaimed Tillie, apologeti ‘My hov some bodder vit mys toots every | ’"— Youth's Com- Smart, and_ substantial enough to stand the strain. Illustrated livery catalogue on request owners and chauffeurs. ROGERS, PEET & CO., 258—842—1260 Broadway, (3 Stores) NEW YORK, also, F. M. 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