Life — May 24, 1906 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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T SERS AT NLL WHY IS A MOTOR CAR CALLED “SHE?” SO HE HAS! A lady reader o solution to the oft-asked question. A chemist should be a natural wit Why is a motor 3 Beea Like conscience when yor He has a retort at hand Becau however hard yy —Baltumore Amercan You ¢ silencer.” ONE BENEFICIAL RESULT Why is a motor feminine ? ‘The Presi may at least serve the good 1 to * Pilgrim's Progress.” * By ite way, Jack, what is i which no one has ever t recognize it if they did Why is a motor feminine ? At to know) lined to move a cannot make her go. tbe Autocar SO NEAR Near Vineland, N. re lived a German farmer who brewed his own beer ity of which he wa ¥ proclai though f person ever enjoyed wager 1 farmee into givin the much-vaunte th visited the Ger fternoon and the conversation was beer. The not he equalled. The f The Fot One f his own favorite brew poasted th father brewed bee YES. 1 LIVE IN A DELICATESSEN STORE, WITERE at once vehemently When it a bo you un? dit to his lips, and, th The Than One: 1 ast rt Ss sepio. k every drop x taking breath. T young fellow he You say your faler's beer iss so better asm schmell dot mug!”"—Lippincett’s Mag. y mug to the d A REPROOF Tittle boy came to school with very dirty hand One day a the teacher said to “Jamie, 1 wish ye soiled that way. Wh. soiled hy ate wiping out the heat Exe is meat is like Jeather 1 per’s Halt “Twouldn’t say anything.” The bullet of our new A urrcer is a la teen inches of solid wood, Remem: bodies of wat y Evening Post. + body of water connecting two large Lire is p Postal Uni 1 cents. Back ni The Internatios “Wre only whaskiey, that paces @ complete, quavanteed analysis on each wevery, bottle. Seeback label! Thats allt EXPECTED TO GIVE HER PLEASURE A. J. Drexel Biddle. who wrote a book on Madeira, ssid the other day. according to an exchange: “Madeira is a delightful place. One of its greatest. one of its strangest delights is coasting. You coast down the steep mountain sides in a wicker basket with wooden runners, and so fast do you go that sometimes your runners smoke,sometimes ey even burst into flame. This coasting in Madeira’s Maytime weather is a strange 1 can't describe its strangeness. It teminds reminds me in its strangeness of a Chri ent last month to a certain maiden lady. “The gift was sent to her by her nephew, and afterward be bed it thus: *At first I could not think of anything to give for Christmas, an . suddenly, I remembered th an old maid, wholly unacquainted with the grand passion. and so, in order to give her a unique pleasure, I sent her an scons mous love ketter "—Commercial Tribune. tas gift that TENNYSON’S MANY LOVES In discussing | exidities and_pecul works of various wr ties in connection especially poets. aa Twas talking w edition of Tenny He showed me a sample of the type which cast for the edition, and T asked: ‘Have you give Why, no: why should 1?” he asked. Because you will have to have them.’ I told him. * occurs so many times in Tennyson's poents that the is far short of the number require Poor fellow. he said it was nerves, but tht doctor had ordered his wife to keep the cellar and cellarette locked and to warn the landlords of the neighbor fare. and ordered a init When the waiter brought him some anchovies on 1 glared up yelling, AI" —Sporting Times. WANTED IN WYOMING ‘national Sunday school convention at Louisville answer to the roll-call of States, reports were verbal wen b he various S1 chairmen. When the Lone St was called a brawny specimen of Southern manhood st out into the aisle and with strident voice exclai in Texas is still living—she now has a population of ove million."" ent for a moment and then 3 voice fi the gallery rang out clear and distinct. “Send that woman out to Wyoming—we need her."—Every> body's. . THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH Lawson: Bjenkins is a painfully homely fellow, isn't he? Dawson: Yes, I'm glad he isn’t two-faced —Somer There was a pause of bewilders to be reproduced y change of address < MEN MAY COME AND MEN MAY GO BUT HUNTER WHISKEY GOES ON FOREVER WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. @® Niagara Falls 9 Hours from New York via NEW YORK CENTRAL LINES comicbooks.com