Life — May 10, 1906 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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CINCINNATI man has named his baby Ananias—Houston Post Lucky kid. He won’t even be expected to tell the truth, bag Your lawyer friends will keep you awake nights telling you that law is simply common sense boiled down—Chicago Journal. But you've got to boil it in their kettle, with their fuel, at their price. <—> WY), Acirlin Rappahannock County who received a marriage proposal by 1 sp Ne | telegraph drove to the nearest telegraph office and asked how many words 5 She was told ten, and she telegraphed, Fairfax, Va., Herald. she could send for a quarter “Yes, YES, YES, YES, JES, TES, PES, TES, YES, Ye And doubtless added the usual feminine formula, “Please send this right away.” fore) seem to. etty scaly customers. ye policy of our government is that law and order and honest service shall be the rule wherever the American flag ties Vork Tribune How does our e. ¢. reconcile those two statements ? @ Chicago University students are to study monkeys—Pittsburgh Dispatch, Simply an excuse for a junket to Newport. oP The wires report that the junior Senator from New York was reelected director ‘of the New York Central yesterday —Bugale Commercial. But the wires have not yet reported that he has sent in ——however, we can stand it, if he can, A baby was born in New York the other day with his heart on the outside of bis body—Low: le Times. Certainly not that Rockefeller baby. ie orge Gould’s wife has discovered a pedigree that entitles her to a coat of arms.—St. Joseph News. Of which the crest is a stockholder rampant. 8) = A Williamsburg woman gave birth rls the other night.—Rockester ‘of our Consuls in the Far 'nion. ‘And the neighbors have music by a female quartette. Recent events indicate that it will not do at all to turn Carnegie loose in a seminary —Deowmont Enterprise. After that Georgia recom- mend nothing but a catcher’s mask would save his life. LIFE‘S WEATHER FORECAST THE STORM CENTRE WILL COVER A WIDE AREA. ‘The New York Sun says the price of elephants is going up—Houston Post. If the price of the Republican elephant goes much higher the rest of us will have to adjust that tariff. a) peaker Wadsworth is handling the Assembly so abl) that no one thinks any longer to remind him of the crim a young man —B At Yale he wielded a ball-bat gavel came easy. ,) lo News. Mme. Homer, the opera singer, in t husband's trousers.— Baltimore Sun. Probably Mr. Homer hopes it hasn’t become a habit. I A Washington clergyman preached last Sunday oa "To Hell and Back."— Chicago Journal. Sounds like an advertisement of a personally-conducted tour with an experienced guide reign of terror at San Francisco, escaped ce “The world has no welcome for a growler or weeper.— Baltimore Americas Evidently they don’t “rush the growler” in Baltimore. ewhere it's welcome on its return. The dissipation of ecclesiastical energy shows some signs of coming to an end. Lowell Courier Does this mean that the ministers are going to become practical instead of shooting at the moon ? ‘The Supreme Court is to be congratulated —Washington Star. But how about those children who have no legal parents? AE T cannot admi: the American people too much—the way they showed their nerve and the way they helped each other.—Mme. Sembrich, in New York Times. Then why not become one of us, dear lady? pas Rises Mme. Reale to say: "There is too much indiscriminate kissing.” Buffalo News. It might be interesting to know whether Madame is speaking from the subjective or the objective point of view, comicbooks.com