Life — April 12, 1906 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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EES MORE HORRIBLE r 5 ‘The new superintendent was visiting the school, and d wss managing the recitation in Grecian mythology to the best of qT | \ OR At WkLy y her ingenuity. A number of beautiful legends had beea gibly ) 4 told off by the bright pupils, and then teacher glanced do: = age to find an easy one for John. She hit upoa “The Gozgoas” ae jullest boy the class was requested to describe THE WINNING CARD AN APPALLING PROSPECT 2 F Hevhabered to bs tect ad” cespaa ix preacher took for his text one Sunday the whole . . ons are thece sisters that live in the Islands chapter in Revelation about the Seven. in Asia. After of the Hesperides, somewhere in the Iadiaa Ocean. They have he had dwelt laboriously for half an hour on three of them, a Jong snakes for hair, tusks for teeth and claws for nails, and look I boy in the co ew a k pered, much like a woman, only more horrible." —Hearper's Mogazing Be bahi ican mrp chinde o¢ of the Gaylord (Okla) Sentinel wrote an ai ra llr valeurs ne g in his paper the other day: ‘This is be = Ouida esl fo of newspaper work that the writer bas chat pet dared to tell he truth about a wedding for fear of getting licked, and dacs so now with a keen relish. The bridegroom is as editor, and is not a popular and accomplished leader of sxiety— doesn’t know as much about it as ts His hae eckles on his face crowd cach other foe dusk it is hard to distinguish him from a tele IN HARD LUCK ‘One man had just told the story involving tive and attach it to the rear of the train on the theory t : —it has always kept him too busy pay train couldn't 4 a cow and that a cow ly 3 bills to have any dreams about future greatness ay into the rear ¢ last coach and bite the pa common sort of a fellow, and claims distinctioa oaly i a Kansan from the s msy feet to the top of | The beide i ayes tof Mr.and Mrs. N.J and was born and raised in the Solomon Valley. Ju the job she has taken on her hands, she is a young La t fifteen miles when the train overtook hi than erdinary nerve.” pwn and the train Nir. Ebersole also tells about a young fellow just out of Har . Who went to Arizona to find out what it was like, He was affected in his manner, after h ind arousd the acight oon became When Thanksgiving came men without fumes digal together and before the fea ranged th youth should be ask grace. The boys w what sort of training he had received. When “ALL THE DAYS OP MY APPOINTED TIME the b WILL E WAIT TILL MY CHANGE COME: moment, smiled weakly “Ouh Fatheh! r ger, and lunch; thanks Tribune It was the first time she had ever traveled by wat —Job 14:14. ad extremely fat a’t know a statero met While General Wheeler was in M the life-pn ‘ thor n 2 achting, ate cavalryman, who fought under T didn't : < tos ; Nh rH c inspiring breeze. the War, met him ia the Capitol, where straining » hing wat hardly contain myself.” teriaining Pre McKinley Y-yes—that's the way it affects me.” —Cleveland Leader fal Wheeler over for a few moments, feasting his eyes fal’s new uniforn wg his head, he +3) Tur Sstaut Boy: Look sharp! There's a fa slowly: “General Wh h —I do you think Juba! snd. and his bubbles is the worst language yo Ear'y hen he sees you walking into heaven ia a blae Steteh London) f in advance. Pos foci No contribution will be returned unless cccompanied by stamped and addressed om “ 4 in Live ore copyrighted produced by all N in, Great Britain. ‘The Late ery Lane, Le nm. EC... England, Acnyrs. jAcation should be sent by subscribers of any change of address. THE PURITY OF Wison- Hunter Rye Toe ony wiskey, nat Paces a complete, IS ALL THAT MAN, MONEY . NI N T OF AGE quavanteed analysis on each werery, battle- CAN MAKE IT--THE HIGH. EST STANDARD OF EXCEL- See back label! LENCE—THE AMERICAN Thats NW GENTLEMAN'S WHISKEY Sold at all first-class cafes and by jobbers. WM. LANAHAN & SON, baitimore, Md. D LOS ANGELES—Four Days from New YorkorBoston—By NEW YORK CENTRAL LINES comicbooks.com