Life — March 29, 1906 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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| eas eet eer czas z VENICE FOR HIS, Marion Crawford gave recently a dinner in Rom SFISSORS ATT NVLLvS ayes Pee ee I met one bright Octo ing in Sorrento. She told me that she was to fg Italy with her father. She said her fa ATTENTION, AOVERTISERS! liked all the Italian cities, but especially he MIC JACET a tablet New ways of advertising are constantly being de: The family doctor gave ae ied. “*Ah, Venice, to be sure," said 1. ne time ago the English papers con ow he a big one an account of an author in London who com understand that your father would ; On his little grave ide for the purpesc of advertising his latest novel with its gondolas, and St. Mark's, and Mic young lady; ‘it wasn't hotel, you know, and fish DISTINGUISHED FORERUNNERS. sige cay deed of the window York Tribune. Alss Rooaevalt 3 ht. the nese | Mresilent Jef ihe Mas. S.: Well, considering that Bridget is going vd in them, Washington was a strong man, and to leave, baby is teething, the cellar is flooded, and Kepeesexrative McNary, of Boston, a ‘ Heres: Washington wana. sizongimae,. sul the grocer hasn't called for two days—yes, 1 do. resentative «Madden, of IMlinois, were discussing ti Exchange traits of ch cter of the Irish. “I went to call oq tomuch, for wrestling was a favorite amusement constituent of mine,” said Mr. Madden see new baby und the youngster all battered black and blue in spots. ‘What's the matte him?" 1 asked. “Oh, mi x,’ answered his mother. incible as the ancient Greek comll beast classic excellence in the Attnehington’s prowess sas: tinue breiighel an blecanen 5 y he was christened yesterday, and while his holding him the six o'clock whistle blew Dispatch: hon, “it is a curiogs thing, but that is just precisely my record when I was a youth. 1 could outlift any If George was round now, T should be pleased \ Sweor and an Irishman were out walking with him, and I rather betieve that £785 gether when a storm came up, The rain fell ple of Minois x > They took refuge under a tree. The tree the old Virginian. o : fifteen minutes made a good ref Then it bey to leak. The cold raindrops began to fall down 1 Irishman’s neck, and he be complain WHAT LUCK DID YOU MAVE AT THE BEAUTY DOCTOR'S?" itbusecet Chenmons vocinelieniils grectedl “Mx SAID IE WAS TROUBLED WITH INGROWING FACE.” Serer ‘minds sald ithe awedes “there: are s. As soon as this one is wet thro re hearty laughter than that of a member wl other." trgonaut, on eloquent oration, plumps down on his silk he bench belind him. .\ young member who CRUEL: CRUEL . ust made his maiden speech sat upon his new A yore Iady, who had no knowledge of namic ie tee There were rOaes’ et daughters Ain vtah He: 1 go to bed at night with gloves on to keep asked a friend, “Do you know, 1 ofte Ss And do you wear your hat, too? Mins aves port?” The answer of her friend was net tleman upon the happy circumstance that when he d Bi minating. “Well er—the weight is constant tv his hat his head was not * This remark changing, you know, bee of the. innack et the dignity of the Mk a Speaker Iy an c and things that accumulate on the anchor “Order order ! ter.— eI rgunant, peing asked with Ireland's in’ “Is it filleted st at ye have, Irishman, on being refused this permit, me te congratulate the honor, Aaronburg. two Semitic money- fica nly in. the negative lie Mayactxe Eptroe (to reporter): Are wt bithness yesterday, Ike 1 a gaged to be married, Mr. Searehead? Young Lord Sthoftely come to me to bor- i. waiter showed signs of be Mx. Scarcnean: Er yes, sir; £30. 1 gif it him at fifty per thent, and de mala remtivé, ddy sank back in his seat and Maxactxe Eprtor: Kindly draw on the office ta year's intereth and pay him £250." neaved { contentment. “TI take some roast orty shillings, get_married immediately, and let ne Vell, you was a fool, \aron. Vy you shou! heef and vegetable,” he said, cheerfully, “and sure ave two columns on “Married Life in a Great Cm ave lent it him for two years and paid him nothing.”* yell not be for saying that I didn't ask ye for fish." by twelve o'clock. Ar pigratulal Live is published every Thursday, $100 a year in advance ‘ Ne Ut be returned unless accompanied by stamped and ad- he Postal Union, $1.04. year extra, Si dressed encelepe Keone ciate of pu The illustrations in Live are copyrighted, and are not to be reproduced. for sale by all Newsdealers in Great Britain. The International N . Bream's Building, Chancery Lane, London, F. C., England, AGENTS, 5 feation should be sent by subscribers of any change of address 2%. HUNTER| WILSTN = veers OF UNPRECEDENTED BALTIMORE WM. LANAHAN & SOS, Baltimore, Md. Portland, Oregon—In Four Days from New York or Boston—BY NEW YORK CENTRAL. comicbooks.com