Life — March 29, 1906 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THIS BUBBLE WORLD te (ais wonuds a sussre AND THE LIFE OF MAN LESS THAN A SPAN” ECRETARY TAFT isto lecture at Yale on the responsibilities of citi- renship.—Pittsburgh Dispatch, Here's hoping he'll explain to the boys just what particu- lar responsibility of American citizenship made necessary the recent massacre of Moro men, women and children by America In North Dakota squaws are desert n soldiers. cit husbands because the men will not do a fair share of household wo itimore American, Not a bad tip for husbands with bridge-playing wives. e General Bingham has appointed a lot of chaplains to the New York Will they teach the coppers to be good or will the coppers teach them how to graft? ¢ A. New Vorker thrashed a subway It's curious what things our rural friends will beliew about New Yorkers. ‘The man who did the thrashing could not possibly have been one of our docile fellow- I because he was impertinent citizens. o aie Senator Smoot as the head of the Utah delegation in the divorce confer Pittsburgh Gazette ence will be sure to provoke a few broad 81 nterest in the alimony He would naturally take a large question. Two o'clock in the morning is the hour when human vitality is lowest And the want and i go broke if it Buffalo fe Sounds li talking to his wife. Q Secretary Taft advises college gradu- ates to get into politics. Denner Kepub= a self-made millionaire Why not start a correspond- ence school, Mr. Secretary, and teach us how it’s done? te The physician who officiated at the birth of William J. Bryan is dead— Buffalo News, De mortuis nil nisi bonum. LIFE'S WEATHER FORECAST. HIGH WINDS FOLLOWED BY SUDDEN CHANGE IN TEMPERATURE. Queen Margherita, of Italy, has decided to abandon her automolile trip through the United States. Philadelphia Press Which blasts some hopes in snobdom. .& Count Castellane might cast about for a manager to stor him ir play entitled * The Deserted Husb. Better yet, in ‘The Squaw Man.” ) General Wood is likely to be kept explaining to the end of his days about that great Moro “ victory." Pittsburgh Post. And Theodore to be explaining about Gene Wood. Washington Star It is about time to wonder how Nick likes Alice's cocking.—.Vew Vat And whether Nick has started going to the lodge yet. Really, he might better resign. Cannot his own friends convince him of this’—New Vork World. Cc y one guess to whom this refers? ) Charles M. Schwab is said to have made a million dollars in two ~Cincinnati Enquirer, They that have shall get, and from them that ha shall be gotten even that which they've got. Educators are nearly unanimous in the opinion that girlsare study ing too much.—ew Vork Tribene To find something ridiculous in the way of hats and gowns? Mrs. Verkes-Mizner's dec! she hates Mizner but sti Not necessarily a contradic- tion of terms considering the lady's sex. <> loves him.— Certain physicians of an investigating turn are trying to demonstrate that blondes are an abnormal development of the race.—SAtladelphia Press, Not so often abnormal as artificial. ) Does Prof, Peabody really mean to say that the Kaiser is the world’s most in- teresting personality, without a single exception?—Beston Herald. Certainly he is— to the Kaiser. comicbooks.com