Life — March 15, 1906 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Cotton Colds are caused by Cotton Underwear “ mattin; choked ‘The pores, you know, are our heat rexulators. They keep th never let it vary more Ninety per cent of all colds Woolen He will Linen next the ski prescription the Doctor eve For nothing can c feeling of Linen, and How to Prevent Them Cotton Colds spiration soaked and make you feel sticky” and uncomfortable by encasing you in clammy dampness. Linen Mesh is a perfect ab- sorbent. But because its threads stand apart as woven the air cir- culates through It freely — drying it quickly and cooling the body naturally as it is Intended per- spiration should do. en Mesh Under- wear is best because it is “open weave" next the skin, giving the pores perfect freedom. And the closer surface-weave protects the body against sudden changes of temperature. The streamers of the seal showa strip of Kneipp Linen Mesh, folded so you can sce both sides. But you samples for the asking. hug the form nor Kn -inen is nothing but and mat;" — Linen.—the ov/y unmixed linen nor does it ee per underwear, Kneipp “ Wear-Guarantee against the skin so that the pores are d stop work. ‘temperature of the body even and than a degree Summer or That is if the ed to work. op work you are lik i" re Cotton Colds or ur Doctor will tell you this is true. you that you really ought to wear And that's about the pleasantest suggested. mpare with the firm, dry, Linen is immaculate in its c - liness. Nothing “sticks "to the firm, glossy flax-fibre from which Linen is made. Linen Mesh is flexible but does not aids — so te! clean Linen Mesh ho | manufact rong wrar-guarantee stands bubind every ont. 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We've been playing here, sir, every night for the past three weeks, Here the and now we've ¢ er spokesman paused Ww said the great man in seeming im- patience we've come: understand.” said act is, sir, dh, I cheerfully Mr. Chamberlain “you've come to apologize.” Need- gave the jest a golden lining. —The Tatler Racial Discrimination. SMALL French-Ialian coasting-steamer was proceeding on its way. The pas- sengers were of various nationalities; English, American, French, Italians, and one large Ger- man, Most of the male passengers were ered in the smoking-room, when the appeared at the and with a nounced: “Dinner, it is serve!” The English and American contingent 3 and started toward the di steward secing that his been understood by stews door, bow an- ose aloon. The nnouncement had not all, continued: “Messieurs, * and as a portion of the passengers ated: “Il pranzo é servito! The French and Italians followed the lish and Americans, in solitary state. “Gott in Himmel!” he muttered, hungrily. “Is it dot no German mans gets somethings to —Harper’s We ng- leaving the large German eat on dis boat, hein ROF. BARRE WENDELL, of Har- vard, describing at a banquet the Jabsent-minded men he had met. “We had once at Cambridge,” he said, “a very absent-minded Latin instructor. This gentleman would walk the streets with an open book before his face, Jand every one had to get out of his way, as though he had been blind. It is said of him that one spring day, as he was walking in the outskirts of Cambridge with his usual open book, he stumbled against a cow, and before he had time to collect his thoughts, mechanically took off his and murmured, ‘Madam, I beg your pardon.’ Then he perceived his mistake and continued on his way reading as before. Half a mile further on he collided with a young lad y, whereupon, in an angry tone of voice he id; ‘Is that you again, you brute?’ "—Boston Heratd. Tene is no danger of dyspepsia for those who drink | YOUNGER’S SCOTCH ALE.—Ade. comicbooks.com