Life — February 22, 1906 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Jy 'MAGINATION COULD NOT CONCEIVE OF A HANDIER AND PRETTIER FORM THAN IS PRESENTED II Triumph in Sugar YSTAL DOMINO SUGAR NEITHER COULD THE MOST PARTICULAR PEOPLE ASK FOR MORE PERFECT PURITY OR ECONOMICAL PEOPLE FOR LESS WASTE HIGHEST GRADE IN THE WORLD. BEST SUGAR FOR TEA AND COFFE eva By grocers everywhere. co _) Eccentric Sportsmen. S those who own shootings are aware, it sometimes happens that in spite of allur- ing advertisements they do not succeed in let ting them. Farmer Partridge was in this y enviable position, and after much consider. he decided to let it out by the day to whatever chance sportsman might come his w: One day a party arrived and paid a day’s hire. They were boisterously anxious for the farmer to accompany them, but he noticed the way they held their guns and declined. Instead he gave them some dogs and ferrets, told them where to find birds and rabbits, and bade them have a good d. sport. There was a good deal of banging as the day wore on, but in the afternoon one of the shootists returned to the farmhouse. allo!” said the farmer, “Shot all the ‘t—no,” said the sportsman. n going for the rabbits, ch? Any luck?” “Well, not exactly,” said the other. “What have, you come back for, then?” r—well, we want to know if you can Ict us have some more dogs and ferrets, we've used them all up.” The farmer has ceased to let shooting by Wear a | Patronize American industries. KNOX HAT of the nation. Old Mexico Have you been there? If not, why not go? You will find it a country of Wonderful Charm With a delightful climate, picturesque peo: 1 ns and interesting cust can travel i sleeping, di and observation cars—if you go via Southern Pacific The Best Route for Comfortable Travel and Picturesque Scenery Quick connections and clean motive power (Oil Burning Locomotives). Angotre 340 Breeton Percanearmis, 622 Chentest Siret 1 Beedieny Piper Bigg. Badimere 8. ‘Washington bereet 22 Weat Washington St TOOTH POWDER used with Sozodont Liquid makes an ideal dentifrice, surpassing anything of the kind ever offered to the public. Ask your dentist, Lightest, Easiest, Cosiest Made No. 457 Women's $1.00 Wen's - $1.25 DELIVERED Comfy Slipper | Made of pure wool felt, soft leather soles with one | inch of carded wool between felt inner sole and felt and leather outer soles, making a perfect cushion tread, Ideal forthe etl | bedroom, Weight 2 ounces. Colors: Navy Blue, Drab, Brown and Red. Tara Send for CATALOGUE. No. 36, showing many new styles. | DANIEL GREEN FELT SHOE CO. 119 West 234 Street, New York the day.—The Tatler, No Use. I f was the habit of this particular coach to set, occasionally, papers modelled on the examination papers that his protégés would eventually have to meet. These were unpi s it was found by bitter experience tl difficult to wriggle in black and youth was hauled over the coals for the sheer absurdity of most of his an- swers. “Really, Mr. ——, I can’t understand your position in these papers. You'll have to seriously if you mean to do any good at this sort of work. You're in good company, too the men on each side of you send in very dif- ferent stuff to you, you know.” “Oh, yes; 1 know that,” was the answer, “but they both of ‘em write so damn badly it’s no to me!"—Sporting Times. Stronger. Johnny, for what is Switzer- —m'm—Swiss cheese. nder, more impres T’S casicr to borrow trouble than it is to pay debts.—Chicago Daily News. ETEN confession is owning up when you are sure to be caught—Saturday ing Post. A Stoxe Jug of YOUNGER'S SCOTCH ALE anda Dozen Oysters make the best of luncheons.—Adv.