Life — February 22, 1906 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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RECIPE FOR A HAPPY LIFE ‘The Boston Budget Beacon gives the following “Recipe for a Happy Life,” as the composition of Margaret of Navarre in 1500: Three ounces are necessary first of patience Then of repose, and peace of conscience a pound is needful of uch as the hand can hold pastimes of all sorts, too, should be gathered Of pleasant me ind of hope, three good There must but they should moistened be With a liquor made from true pleasures which Kut use them sparin they may bring a flame Which naught but therewith of merri- not bring happiness, 1 lift your voice s the gift of heal THE PROFESSOR'S POT rand found him ber small pot bubbled asked the visitor professor, inviti scale of micro-organism as far as he knew it, and then saie “Well, E give up! What is in the pot “Sausages,” replied the professor, bla Telegrat TS LOCATION “Ves” said Subbubs, “my house is quite close to the railroad “If [ go out that way in the train, how can I Jentify your house when I sce it?” asked Citimar “Why—er—you can only identify it when you don't see it right back of the Pillman’s Pink Vellets advertising sign."—Philadeiphia Press lished every Thursday $5.00 a year in advance. LIMITED SERVICE. Bishop Brewster, of Connecticut, while vi: some friends not | tucked his napkin collar to avoid the juice of the grapefruit a fast. He of a man he once knew who rushed into a res: taurant and, seating himself at a table, proceeded to tuck his napkin under his chin. He then called waiter and said, “Can [ get lunch here? Yes." responded the waiter in a dignified man- mer, “but not a shampoo."—Lippincott’s break ghed as he did it, and said it reminded A marey youth is that which provides old age ts of things worth remembering.—Home and Barker Bug: wie! wie! THE GREATEST EXHIBITION OF MINDU OCCULTISM UF THE AGE. STEP RIGHT UP AND GET YOUR TICKETS, ONLY TWENTY-FIVE CENTS TO SEE THE Yoo! DEVORE ME ENTERS INTO HIS MYSTIC SOMNAMBULISTIC TRANCE, HE KEPT HIMSELF COOL. A man and his wife were once staying at a hotel, when in the night they were aroused from their slum bers by the that the hotel was afire. said the husband, “Twill put into practice what [ have preached Now, my dear.” Put on all your indispensable ef and keep cool.” Then he and walked with his watch into his vest pocket wife out of the hotel When was past, he said, “Now you he wife for the first time glanced at her hus is a grand thing. on my trousers.” “Yes, William,” she I were you [ would have pu Herald Postage to CAP'N BILL'S EXPLANATION Alter the visitors to the island of Nantucket had covered the course over which sightseers are always conducted, says a writer in the Boston He of the ladies of the party requested that the drive be continued to “Sheep Pond." “The place where the natives used to wash wool on their sheep in the old days, mented. “Everybody goes to see it The driver and guide, “Cap'n Bill,” looked plexed; he was evidently puzzled as to the | of this interesting sheet of water. But an and town character is rarely nonplused, and pres p'n Till snapped his whip. she st determination in eye. He drove to a neighboring hill and stopped horses. “Here “tis.” he said, with “I don't see any water clamaticn. “Not now,” Cap'n Bill gravely admitted see, the sheep was so dirty that the Bloomin’ ponil y filled up."—Youth's C. sweep of his hi was the gene A PORTION “Edward Everett Hale,” said a lawyer, “w guests at a muillionaire’s dinner, “The millionaire was a free spender, but wanted fu “And what the more expensive credit for every dollar put out s the dinner progressed, he told his ga shes had cost “This terrapin,’ he would say, from Baltimore. A pare it. The dish actually cost one dollar a teas Hin Baltimore cook came on t Sc he talked of the fresh peas, the hot! asparagus, the Covent garden peaches, and the courses. He dwelt especially on the expense large and beautiful grapes, cach bunch a foot Ik ¢ bigger than a plum. ed it out that the grapes hs each g He told down to penny what he had & cos: him apiece. “The guests looked annoyed. They ate the pensive grapes charily. But Dr. Hale, smiling, ex tended his plate and said “Would you mind cutting me off about $l worth more, please?” 7 Herald. A WONDER “Is she beautiful?” “Wonderfully so, She's as. pretty as Live's dar."—Chicego Record Heraid. Berxago Saw has been giving the opinion concerning Miss Ellen Terry's fa We should now like to hear Miss Ellen Terry's opinion concerning Shaw's cheek.—Sporting Times, » contribution will be returned unless accompanied by stamped and ad» dressed envelope. The illustrations in Live ave copyrighted, and are not to be reproduced. ies in the Postal Union, $1.04 a year extra. 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