Life — February 15, 1906 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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A Joke on the Insurance Co. ADES popped in Cactus Center, when, jest like a catapult, © life insurance question hit us on the rth ult, san when Gila Hawkins said insurance men was I caboodle of em would stuff aces up their yok up by Slim Johnson, who's been writin’ in town, fore we cleared the barroom there was three men nt shootin’ to his office, an’ he got four on the old Gila, trailin’ after, winged a few with shots to the office, an’ we punctured Slim's i him an’ Gila Hawkins, with their wounds a humbles Slin;-as‘turas:youite con ON COULD NOT CONCEIVE OF A HANDIER AND PRETTIER FOR i . 2 NEITHER COULD THE MOST PARTICULAR PEOPLE ASK FOR MORE PERFECT PURITY OR ECONOMICAL PEOPLE FOR LESS WASTE ene | HIGHEST GRADE IN THE WORLD. BEST SUGAR FOR TEA AND COFFEE. alt your graftia’ bosses quite-a hard ‘nan-) RCo) By grocers everywhe e. Gx® you, Johnsen—I'm insured with you, you ai WASSERMANN BROTHERS Their Marriage. 42 Broadway, New York New York Stock Exchange (According to Town Topics.) MAXIM, T! wedding of Miss Dottie Dough, the peemrrene sed the wee thy Members of » New York Coffee Exchange Don‘t—and you'll be alone, Chicago Board of Trade famous social leader and daughter of For the U.S. A. will never pay Dough, multi-millionaire, coal king, and ‘A cent to The Great Unknown BRANCH OFFICES: Astor Court (Wallorf-Astona Mot : Pate To ah (née An- Windsor Arcade, corner 46th St. and 5th Ave. er.and of Mrs. John Dough (née An Imperial Hotel. Sullivan), who owns the famous pe Fifth Avenue Houe!, SRG a oe Ocean Avenue, West End, N.J., 4 x Summer the Dough tiara, to William Bea- | wouite at Bod oring: Spammer f Boston and Harvard, was one of the sof the week. Mr. Beacon is to be con- ited on getting the dough. \ccording to the Boston Transcript.) Beacon, Harvard ‘ot, who played so | Do you Know what these Egyptian characters mean? utly on his ‘varsity team while at college, sho comes of one of Boston's most dis- WJ shed families, was married this week to eee 5m + Dough, of New York. Mr. Beacon C great-great-grandnephew of the third 29 re n Father to set foot on Plymouth Rock. Neither, perhaps, ao you Know what a perfect nother is one of the Parks, and this Egyptian cigarette means. him blue blood on both sides. Miss 1 is open to congratulations—Harvard MELACHRINO , wn —_ EGYPTIAN CIGARETTES J'IEN General Gregg. of Pennsylvania, was requested to accept the nomina will help to educate yov. They are as refreshing and sweet as a draught of water in the desert. Why roam aimlessly through the waste of poor ; ee: 7 . ah elgarettes, when you may have Melachrinos in New une t6 be used as a candidate, the news- York for the asking ? s would at once charge me with being a nd my father with being a horse- Main factory ia Cairo, Egypt. American branch house and the worst of it is, they'd prove it, M. MELACHRINO @ CO. Lippincott’s: Magazine. 8 West 29th Street New York City or Mayor of Reading he hastily de- “Why,” said he, “if I were to allow more money you have the easier it is practice economy.—Chicago Daily comicbooks.com