Life — February 15, 1906 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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ND they are now ch Providence Telegram. Better make it robbing henroosts or ¢ marbles for keeps. how severe! Gernan Emperor William retain Also in the divine right of Kings and in the Em- peror William. faith in the old. vining They are t so that the polic Pre Our policemen must continue to suffer. ig the saloons closer together won't have to be so long. iladelphia We couldn't get the saloons any closer together in New York Somebody passed a counterfeit half. —Chicago Journal. Another example of Chicago credulity. bes ae We infer that Miss Roosevelt's wedding is to be about one part ceremony ar on Hetty Green the other day and ninety. a modus vivendi with the Dominican peo- ple.— Vash What's the use? The Domini seem to be very glad that they haven't got any Morales The wat in the traction merger en- gineered by Thomas F, Ryan is said to be $108,000,000.—Louisvidle Temes. A hundred millions water Racked by Ryan's sand, Makes the multi-millionaire In this happy land. No sensible laborer would leave Texas to go to the Isthmus of Panama to work. —/ouston Post. Pretty hard on Panama, because every one knows that if he owned Texas and Hades, he'd rent Texas and live in the other place. ? What is the most useiess word in the English language? —A’ansas Paper. Missionary. LIFES WEATHER FORECAST. NO CHANGE. A woman astronomer at Cambridge has discovered twenty-five new stars. altimore American, he ought to get a job with the Theatrical Trust. ) What they need in the Empire State is fewer justiceships and more just sand Co And a heap more speed in both. be Lehr may have been brighter than he looked. —Chivace Which would he rather be ? ) recently at a Polish tragedian who was enacting the part of Hamedet in a Warsaw theatre.—Roachester Post. Bomb-throwing is a reprehensible practice, but it has its good points. Two bombs were thro ~*~ We would not discourage those who send missionaries to Japan.—Houston Post Even if it is an impertinence and a waste of money. oo {am daily in receipt of threatening letters saying that if I do not resign I assassinated. I really believe my life is in danger.—/okw 7’, Then why not resign, Mr. Haines, and save a priceless life? The ground hog will prepare to demonstrate.—I'ash ington Star. What can a sausage demonstrate ? ) Miss Alice. —tny Daily N Meaning, presumably, Miss Roose- velt. 0 When did it become part of the duty of the officiating clergyman to make a mystery of a marriage ?—New York Evening Sun. Our contemporary is impertinent. The motives of a clergyman should never be questioned. os Congressman Longworth is looked upon as a desirable possibility for the governorship of Ohio.—Baltimore American. And then? Just because one has promised not to be President again, he isn’t therefore precluded from being father-in-law of a President. It’s a good thing to keep in the family. comicbooks.com