Life — January 18, 1906 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Rank Imitation. ASHINGTON is full of impostors of every variety. An old fellow met an official of the Smithsonian Institution in the surrounding Mall the other day, and grasped the opportunity to unfold a tale of woe, rep- resenting himself as a boyhood friend of the famous Confederate General Pickett and his| wife. Mrs. General Pickett resides in “Wash- . and, as she is a personal friend of the he took the fellow to her, with a view | a RECORD RYE WHISKEY to helping the unfortunate if he was genuine. | \fter a moment's conversation, Mrs. Pickett ‘ed a remind me of a guinea-pig.” The] nan looked blank, till she added: “You know, t isn't a pig at all and it doesn’t come from | Guinea.”"—Saturday Evening Post rem: Compensations of a Modest Income. | UR good friend with a million dollars a year cannot cat much more or better food, 1 drink much more or better drinks, than we 1. If he does, he will be sorry. He can \ have more places to live in, and enormously | : = = 7 zs] } nore and handsomer apparatus of living, but — — - — - oa | he can't live in more than one place at once, nd too much apparatus is a bother. He can | make himself comfortable, and live health- | fully. So can we. He can have all the leisure he wants, can go where he likes and stay as BESPEAKS COOD TASTE long as he will. He has the better of us there the familiar package as it formerly came to you, direct from Egypt We have the better of him in having the daily —containing the world-famous 4 scitement and discipline of making a living. It is a great game,—that game of making a ving.—full of chances and hazards, hope urprises, thrills, disappointments, and. satis- . fictions. Our million-a-year friend. miss (Nestor Gianaclis, Cairo and Boston) that. We may beat hin in discipline, too, V re apt to get more than he does.—the salutary | CIGARE T T ES = discipline of steady work, of self-denial, of he fort. That is enormously valuable to soul, | Though now made in America, Nestor Cigarettes cocenee BAe wild Giidd) I@LESHE BUY TAG BRIE are as you have always known them —inimit- Cc 2 3 mnie - CR ablein their delicacy, with all their high Oriental thrown in with our daily bread. We are as attributes. We strongly recommend buying in likely to marry to our taste and live happily tins of 50 and 100. in the domesticated state as he is. We have Sold by all Clubs, Hotels and Prominent Dealers rather better cl in he of raising our NESTOR CIANACLIS CO., BOSTON, MASS. children well. We are as likely as he to have good friends worth having, and to find pleasure in them.—Epwarp S. Marty, in the AV/an- Disproving a Dictum. “PWO things which are equal to the same s > = ‘ thing are equal to cach other.” Fudge ! for I q and Marry McCarty and Barney O’Knabe are both iquor equal to a gallon of whiskey, but Barney can |] |} ® 2 Orleans Times-Democrat. — ; A scientific remedy which has been skilfully and successfully administered by medical specialists for the past 25 years. At the following Keeley Institutes: "TIS better to have loved and lost than to have married and bought furniture on the installment plan.—Kansas City Times. Je Plates, 8. ¥. Marrisbers, Pa — capi Colembus, 0. Pitchers, Pes SRNAL vigilance is ae aa t Los 1057S, Denslron Are, 4246 Yih Ave, E,TERNAL vigilance is the price of celibacy. pam pttanpaie re Bishan —Saturday Evening Post. West Haven, Coan, Baffalo, X.Y. 12 N. Bread Xt. Salt Labe City, Citar OLD CROW RYE sed WHISKEY soz BOTTLERS, NEW YORK. comicbooks.com