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This page contains **primarily advertisements** rather than political cartoons or satirical content. The left side features **Columbia brand gasoline cars and electric carriages** (1906 models), advertising their quality construction and performance. Below that are listings for specific models: Mark XLVII, Mark XLVI, and Mark XLIV, emphasizing their advanced engineering. The right side contains three **short humorous anecdotes** about everyday situations: Mrs. Russell Sage discussing docked horse tails, a story about telephone communication in Paris, and an anecdote about an eleven-year-old boy's Latin studies. These are lighthearted social observations rather than political satire. The final item, "A Successful Test," briefly mentions *The Wayzata Zapudnyjoolas* in humorous context. This reflects early 1900s *Life* magazine content: mixing advertisements with gentle social humor rather than sharp political commentary.

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GASOLINE CARS FOR 1906 RE built of the best materials in the world under methods and processes more advanced than those employed in any automobile factory other than our own. No consideration of the cost of production has been per- mitted to interfere with making perfect every part and piece of each model, whether pertaining to mechanism, bodywork or general equipment. The expense of mak- ing the crankshafts, for instance, is six times greater than that of any previously made in this country. We guar- antee that these cars, each according to its power and place, will yield the greatest ‘Sioa poste in motor service. MARK XLVII With 112inch whee MARK XLIV-2 fois Columbia Electric Carriages Victoria-Phactons, Runabouts, Broughams Landaulets, Hansoms, Surreys, Delivery Wagons, Trucks # % 4 St and Columbia F Conem At New York we shall exhibit at Madison Square Garden only, January 13-20 ELECTRIC VEHICLE COMPANY, Hartford, Conn. New York Bra Roston Pennsylvania Electric Vehicle ( ¥. Transportation A. Manebi, Tot 134-136-138 West umbia Motor Vehicle Chicago Franch: 1st 134 Michigan Ave 20 N Broad St. + 1th St. and Obio Ave ilevant Malesherben hand La 123 minutes for quired 31 minutes Mrs. Russell Sage and Docked Tails. RS. RUSSELL SAGE is one of the most active workers in the move- ment to abolish the docking of the tails of horses. movement she said recently : In a discussion of thi “If the horses already docked were out of the way, we should have nv trouble in putting a stop to docking forever, But many persons, movement in the past. no sooner buy a pair of showy carri with docked tails than they desert us and go over to the enemy She smiled sadly : “It isthe old story,” she said. “White owned adeg. Black, who lived next door, came to him and said: “‘Look here, that dog of yours howls so much at night that my wife mad for want of sleep.” White. ire going Is that so? E hadn't noticed his howhng. Lb think you must be mistaken. \ week passed, and Blick came home one day with the objectionable dog. on a string “TL have bonght his ear,’ he told his wife. “L have bought it from White, and [am going to chloroform it. and White, You haven't chloroformed that dog yet. “Why no; not rather for “Another week the dog's: former owner, said to Black have you answered, “The of the critter, he is so playful and aff this barking annoy White asked. act is, we have g onate,.” noticed it! Wal White © smile case of ourselves, it is one thing; in the case of others it -Phitadelphia Bulletin different matter,” she said Sending Messages in Paris. IE telephone meets with constant complaint on the part of the subseribers, One system of Paris leaves considerable to be desired, f the latter endeavered to test the speed of the various means of com: munication of the city, sending messages in different ways from his rooms n the centre of the city, to a friend on the car the Boisde B e. He found that the trip in Ht minutes and 13, seconds. A mess; in the Rue Richelte Aree, He Avenue de la Grand a bieyele messenger m: as compared with a cab sent vid the metropolitan railway re- a telegram 35 minutes, a mes- while the message sent by telephone Harper's Weekly. by omnibus 34 minutes, sage by the pnenmatic tube 3 hours, id not arrive at all I | Ewa and hadn't got beyond nouns of the first declension in a well-known private school for boys uptown teacher was surprised naturs s only eleven years old, ly enough by the excuse the youngsier gave en she asked him why he had failed in his Latin on three consecutive days “Miss Blank.” he stocks are gow sked, “how can you expect a when nd that w to study and down this way And he jerked his chalk-dusty hand up and down to illustrate the flue: tuation the market Further inquiry hy the teacher disclosed the fact that the eleven-year- old had received fifty dollars on his birthday, and had given it all to a | who had quit school to be York Post. a broker's office boy, for invest- HERE'S only one way to get anything nowadays, and that’s to work it,” said the first citizen, ss that’s right,” admitted the grafter, gloomily, “I wouldn't have but times have changed.”"—Detroit Free A Successful Test. UR contemporary, The Warsaw Zapadnyjoolos, has been suspended! We have no particular interest in the Zapadny : to sce whether the linotype man can set up Zapadnyjoolos three times without picing the type.—Later. He Jew York Mail. volos, but we w