Life — December 21, 1905 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Hark! AML mi resentative in Cor ative “designed,” might become faste When the statesman had reached home and | he gift to his wife, sh had two t nearly every newspaper in Towa. ILIAR LINES. s can always remember them.) boy stood on the b hibit ce, He stuck a feather in hit John Anderson, my J “a “Come back, come back cried in From India’s coral strand The frost is on the pumpkin an The village smithy sta n Lasolicr of the cross ia From many a bou sid auld acquaintance be forg Where sai al reig Across the sands 0 Dee Can you forget that night in June My country, ‘tis of thee! all sad we We're saddest bear set bef Is of tongue or pen, the lion in his den— © the king. tombs a doleful sou And Phoebus ‘gins arise sy were the be the skies. v nansions in —Cleveland Leader, IT WORKED BOTH WAYS. years ago there came to Washington a Rep: Towa who was an ardent ress f of the cause of prohibition friend rom hon ne day a 1 dropped in 10 see moth 1 ng the course of hiss! . which the Repre s knife had in it J said, “to remove stones t the in a horse's hoof on a rocky 1 y. seeing the intense admiration of an for the knife, the friend gave it to him, foun aughed, hn," said she, “any man who has served n the State Senate, been Lieutenant ms in Cot nust be tty good pointi oesn't know 3 pagne-opener from a at i f-cleaner.”” Somehow the story got out and was copied by fine One day the Con blished every Thursday the Postal Uni bers, a Lire is for sale by all Newsdealers Company, Bream’s Building, Chancery I . $1.08 a year extra, eat Britain, ‘I WILSON Thats All! gressma to be the au Keprese Th works i it. "Saturday £ celebrity. friendsh © well—first £ Yes." sai very ter three months from date of pabli ative to th all the tanti’s of a good fellow WANTED HANGING. Is Douglas Jerrold. the famous humorist a and Henry Com a capital story tol The two men were Lani he newspaper man wh fof the first squib in the matter ing Post. n. the well-known On Plato Or if yo In g mm he understood great service,” smilingly said the A Rube correspondent. “AI the Py At a tong: y wife's views of my ignor y are insi that I'm a devil Of the + imposing so successfully on my Try th my behalf whichever way you take iveswoul Gaze on And show J satirist, Inspect in a “Memoi Observe In buildin: And wh Distinet Just sigh Look m And all In the m Who 4 Condition hat's His Of taste As W not seem remark: illiam 'S PORRIDGE HOT, LAMB'S PORRIDGE COLD, LAM ’S PORKIDGE IN THE POT gallery . “You've come here to admire works of art Jerrod, Exchange. International News ne, London, F. C., England, AGENTS. On enterir pposite ast your eyes on that work of Nature! her husband, M case with which They had al “Who s. Morris fell shouted. AS GOLD. ing went to view the a a number of very long loc hese, Co pictures nte-room th If you ¢: Give a to: And deep, All art from American st That the Zulus Don't say much To vaguely suggest— » people will say ways get his jokes right end first. killed THE NEGATIVE POSE. nnot, by chance, g song and dance gner or Shelley, ou can’t think Maeterlinck, Ik Botticelli; ou bark ns remark hair-and-high-forehead dinner u're sat on by those positive pose, negative one—it's a winner. ked in these ways: all native plays ho approv hh sad eyes pensive sighs ng emotion; this side of the ocean; with wan. smiles ¢ and sculpture and letters; en yc k, why ly im ste are our betters, “tis best nd avoid expt lerstood to the good tter of mind decoration; ¢ your blasé J th f ung Mr. pind is a tank 1 of feeling artistic.” —New Time York TRAPPING THE PARSON Morris was an able to Americans that Englishman, it may he did not al- In a biography of rs. Edward Burne-Jones tells of the them: he reversed 1 been asking cor brother C: his asked Burne into the trap at once. “Abel! he Later in the day he came in laughing. Very “trapped Postage to No contribution will be returned unless accompa Single current copies, dressed envelope cents, The illustrations im Live are copyrighted, and ar I be sent by Prompt notification sho: HUNTER RYE FINEST PRODUCT OF THE STILL THE AMERICAN GENTLEMAN'S. WHISKEY WM. LANAHAN & SOS, Baltimore, Md. parson, by Jove!” he exclaimed. “I asked him, ‘Who killed his brother Abel?” ire reflected in the glass. “Look “Cain! he said at once for you!” “Hat L said, ‘I knew you'd say that, Every regarding it intently, “very one does." I came away and left him puzzled enough Wants hanging, though!” —and I doubt if he’s found out yet what the matter was,""—Youti's Companion, nied by stamped and ad- e not to be reproduced. ubseribers of any change of address, Between New York and Chicago in 23 Hours. oe Via New York Central—Lake Shore Route, . . “LAKE SHORE LIMITED.” comicbooks.com