Life, 1905-12-07 · page 8 of 60
Life — December 7, 1905 — page 8: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily **advertising and short humorous stories**, not political satire. **Left side advertisements:** - The Jarvie Shop sells brass candlesticks ($2.75–$8.00) - The French Carriage Company advertises sleighs and carriages with an illustration of well-dressed passengers **Right side contains three brief anecdotes:** 1. **"A Clear Case"** — A doctor visits a boarding house and realizes his tenant Lewis actually lives in squalor, not comfort as claimed 2. **"Too Impressionistic"** — An artist painting a Baltimore physician's portrait is complimented; he admits it's actually a good likeness of the doctor's wife 3. **"Out in the Philippines"** — Notes that Philippine bands now play the American national anthem at funerals These are lighthearted *Life* magazine humor pieces from the early 1900s, not political cartoons with deeper satirical meaning.
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Candlesticks for Christmas should be JARVIE designs If you are undecided regarding any of your holiday gifts, send us $25.00 and we will send you candlesticks to the amount of $28.00, express paid to any part of the United States. A portfolio showing all designs will be sent upon request. THE JARVIE SHOP 636, 638, 639 Fine Arts Building [ CHICAGO cs if THE KAPPA THE XI THE ALPHA THE ZETA in copper or brass in copper or brass in brass in brass $7.00 $6.00 $2.75 $4.50 Yes, it is a fact that many particular people cling to the carriage and the high steppers, and indeed there is nothing to compare with a drive behind a pair of well- mannered horses —but the carriage must correspond. Some carriages are built for comfort and some for style—ours have both. Sleighs, too—an exceptional series. Christmas is here. Are you looking for something? Perhaps we can help you. | Illustrated booklet sent on request THE FRENCH CARRIAGE CO. Ferpinanp F, Frencnu Designers, Builders, Distributers Select Carriages BOSTON, MASS. A Clear Case. “ I AM surprised!” announced Doctor Brownley, as he laid down the letter he had been reading aloud. “If it hadn't been for the high recommendations the Daytons gave that boarding-house, I'd have gone down to Appleton with Lewis myself, to make sure that he had the right surroundings. I tell you, when a boy that’s always been used to home ways goes off to college, it’s hard lines to put him into a place like that! Think of it!” picking up the letter and reading again. “‘Not a thing on the table I can eat; the worst bed I ever tried to sleep in; altogether the most desolate place I ever struck!” “Lewis is no hand to find fault with his food, either,” chimed in the motherly voice. And I thought he could sleep anywhere,” added Sister Hetty. “Think how good he is about being tucked up on a couch when the house is crowded!” “I shall go down there to-morrow, and take those people unawares,” decided Doctor Brownley, sternly. “I am paying them enough so that they can afford to make the boy comfortable, at least.” The next day a determined-looking man presented himself at the door of that Appleton boarding-house. He was welcomed by a gracious hostess, who informed him that the noonday dinner was just served, and at that moment Lewis Brownley came up the steps, wearing a long face, which shortened visibly at sight of his father. They were immediately ushered into an attractive dining-room, where, as the meal progressed, Doctor Brownley grew more and more puzzled After dinner his son led him up-stairs into a large, charmingly furnished bedroom, “Well, Lew,” Doctor Brownley exclaimed, as he looked about, “what did that letter of yours mean, anyhow? This is certainly a fine room, and that dinner was delicious! Tenderest chicken I've tasted in many a day! Everything well-cooked, clean linen, shining silver, flowers on the table, delightful people!” Here ne paused long enough to walk to the bed and examine it. Then he went on: “Good springs and hair mattress—every- thing clean and dainty. What on carth made you call this a ‘desolate place’ The seventeen-year-old freshman stood in the middle of the room with a blank face. Apparently he was casting about for an answer. At last, with the air of one brought to bay, he crossed to the door and opened it. “Father,” he said, with tragic emphasis, “look at that door!” Doctor Brownley looked closely. “What's the matter queried. ‘Sce how thin it is?” For a full minute the astonished father surveyed his tall, solemn-eyed boy. Then, with a sudden illumination, he said, quietly: “Lewis, it is a good thing you showed me that door. with it?” he I understand it all now.” “Oh, do you?” in tones of great relief. “Perfectly. Son, you're homesic Youth's Companion, Too Impressionistic. OF John S. Sargent, who has been accused of painting a Baltimore physician's beard blue, a Bostonian said the other day: ‘Mr. Sargent will take this fling about the blue beard good-humored He likes flings at artists. At a dinner here during his last visit to America, LT heard him tell a pretty good anecdote at his own expense. “He was visiting, he said, a country family, near Woodstock, and one morning by a lake side, he set up his easel and began to paint. His sub- ject was the stretch of water, and the rolling hills behind. “As he painted away, a house servant came to tell him that luncheon was ready. “As Mr. Sargent slowly cleaned his brushes, he noticed that the man i ng to study the wood and water scene upon the canvas. said the artist, ‘what do you think of my picture?’ “Why, sir,’ the servant faltered, ‘I can’t say as it’s such a very good likeness of the master.’”"—Philadelphia Bulletin, UT in the Philippines they are certainly becoming civilized. They have the bands play the American national anthem, “There'll Be a Hot Time” at all the funerals now. There may be some who think it a trifle suggestive —Troy Times. comicbooks.com