Life — November 23, 1905 — page 9: what you’re looking at

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HILADELPHIA will be only a week behind Russia in securing popular self-government.—Philadelphia Press. Just like Philadelphia. Andrew Carnegic press. Aweel, Andy, ye're a braw lad, but, dinna ye ken, the Jassies would sooner help ye cut coupons? advises women to cut their hair.—Kockester Posts Bishop Potter laments the habit of members of high society of visiting country houses over Sunday an¢ or playing golf or bridge.""—Harper's Weekly. That's right, Bishop. Give it to ’em. harder you hit ’em the better they like it. Both men appear more like mental weaklings than criminals. Crawford dresses smartly, He has a shrewd but rather weak face. He braced up longer under the third degree than his accomplice.— New York Sun. ‘The third degree again, And thi And the Inquisition no longer exists. a civilized country. James J. Papatheodorokoumountourtourgeototol Harper's Weekly. That's just the kind of man you'd expect would register in Chicago. registered in Chicago That was an unusually conscie treed twenty hours rather th. late the law by shooting the game on Sun- day,— Battin Let's sce—how long has Wm. J. Bryan kept the Demo- cratic party treed ? Russia has no monopoly of Not while Americ » violence.—Rechester Union has her bargain sales. A young woman is dead in Maryland as a result of a football game.—Bal- Was she a participant in the game, or was bored to death watching it ? ne simply A Kansas man who invested $7,500 in a farm cleaned up a net profit of $5,600 in two years.—Cincinnaté Enquirer. Green goods merchants, please take notice. Promise or Performance—which do you choose ?—/ndian- apelis News, If the performance is under the management of the Theatrical Trust, we choose promise every time. For the hundredth time Uncle Sam's tars are finding some- thing to keep them busy in Chinese waters. —P/ttsburch Post. And, as usual, it's a missionary who is making the trouble. Two prisoners in the Western Penitentiary, near Pittsburgh, are writing comic operas in their cells, Chicago Saturday Evening Herald. The right place for the comic opera librettist. Denver claims a man who has never kissed or been kissed.—Buffale News. That makes two of us. The German who has discovered a knifeless cure for appendicitis is likely to cut the doctors out of a mighty good graft.— Who ever heard of grafting an appendix ? wisvitle Times. The Chicago Tribune has heard red that the New York Life in. Houston Fost. ‘This refers to the insurance company. tends to change its name. We hope it will. Bereft of several of her children, who are detained in Germany by opera- ion of the Ger ty in the Fatherland tied up in the courts, ne. Schumann-Heink has appealed to the State Department at Was! ton.—Daily Paper. To be ‘‘ made in Germany " law, her pr * is not always wise. President Hegeman of the Metropolitan testified about that form of “ industrial insurance “ under which the work ingmen who take o re than twice as much as the rich man who takes out a big policy. — New York World, And yet the poor man is never satisfied. small policies are charged “Some men and angel life, and others foreordai Good idea, But who's which? No intelligent policy with regard to the Philippines can well be established Jands.—Fred. WV. Acki Philippines? Why—yes; we half remember that name, Raise your own salary.—Advertisement, we were all Insurance Presidents ! ‘The methods now prevailing in our hospitals became obsolete in England three hundred years ago.—Verw Vork Clots Very likely ; but our financial methods are not obsolete, we guess. Chairman Shonts has bought a large number of Bibles ind playing cards for the use of the men who will con- struct the Panama Canal and will great liberality among the employces.~.N Shades of our Pilgrim Fathers! stribute them with York World. A despatch from Hong Kong says that the Lienchau massacre was due to the unbappy action of Mrs. Mach who on the refusal of some of the members of a native procession to desist {rom worshipping the idols they carried, seized the idols and declined to re- store them to their owners.—Daily Paper. Yet it never occurs to the Heathen Chinee to send mis- sionaries over here to burn our Bibles. Superintendent Hendricks to-day admitted the Illinois Surety Company of Chicago, to transact fidelity and surety insurance in this State,—New York Herald, Hendricks seems to admit everything, except what we really want to know. comicbooks.com