Life — November 16, 1905 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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This Bubble HERE is not be on the calling list of the MeCurdys after the in ‘There won't be any ca to believe that the Hugheses will tion is en Sure. ling list. ‘The folks up there are not permitted to leave the premises “ System s John D, Rockefeller," is one of the secrets of success ohester Post-Ex press Mr. Tom Lawson would like to know, Mr. Rockefeller, whether you said “ system" or “The System.” Mr, Patrick Which the same we would like point owt at an ossif neck bas the hal na millio nes to che ways when it co the hanginan,— Buffalo N Under the laws of more valuable than either. ew York a lightning rod would be Mr. Rockefeller pays a bounty ter U f two dollars for every dog killed on his Seriously and all joking aside, this is the worst thing we have heard about Mr. Rockefeller. Lire sincerely hopes it is not tru And he can prove it by any landlady in the United States. mucilage were the largest Last year's sales of tory of that humble but use Express Perhaps that accounts for the Ameri ple being so stuck on itself. If Edgar Allen Poe were alive he wou Hall of Fame fever. — Washington Star le fe And Lire would be glad to pay him for the article better pout t rates than he ever received when he was alive. If Prince Louis of Battenberg decides to visit Rochester. —Kovhester 2 Express. What sort of a man does the /ost-Eapress take Prince Louis to be, anyway ? Mr. Rockefeller is telling young people to be good and they will be happy How do you know, John? A Chicago gitl has been awarded a prize ina beauty contest in New York. Rochester Unie Somebody drugged the judges’ beer. ‘The starting point of every reform needed in Texas lies in the selection of the very best men.—/Houston Fast If the climate of Texas is not maligned, the starting point of everything 1n that State lies just a quarter of a mile the other side of the River Sty ‘LIFE: When it becomes impossible to trust a certified check the New York banker 1s justified in being « tittle pessimi Chicago Journal, And without the certified check Wall Street is as helpless as a burglar without his jimmy. A New York paper says that music is an incentive to work.— Omaha Werld, Not the hand-organ that windows, amps in front of Lire’s sun rose this morning at 5:48. —Boston Transcript. In Boston newspaper circles they call that a ** beat.”* Towa women are going into the banking business, over thirty of them holding official positions in banks, Ne Chicago This accounts for the report from Towa that there has been a slump in hosiery. ‘The American officers were pheasant shooting when the Admiral accidentally shot a Chinese wom 9, shgh wounding Hundreds of villagers thereupon surrounded the officers, took away their guns, and knocked the Admiral down in the mud.—Datly Paper. Which was all right. But if Admiral Train is that kind of a shot, he would better confine himself to the Adiron- dacks. Men of dishonor should instantly feel the scorn and hear the denunciation of men of honor, and hear it in such a way as to make future departures from th Congregationalist. Even though men of honor should get themselves un- mercifully sat down on for it, by their Church, as Dr. Glad- den was. ode of ethics a matter of serious loss. — O, yes, they are ! Just about as we expected. Frank Vanderlip says breakers are ahead.—Chicaco Ji He probably meant the brokers. And the broke are cer- tainly behind. ural. “ Iinois will wait till New Vork gets through with the insuranc Buffalo News ‘There came pretty near not being any New York. ain't goin’ t” be no core, Recause she refused to let him inspect hunt for suspected tuberculosis, James E. Zook, Mayor of Ballard, broke Miss Rosena E. izes for breach of promise jer lungs by means of the X-ray in his engagement wit Grover, and has been sued by the New York young woman for Herald. Hope she'll get it. Seven well-dressed men were ar- id other property alleged to be used in horse race betting were taken to Police Headquarters.—Daily Paper. But it was not the Insurance game. them for that. Two hundred men were found inside. rested for aiding and abetting the game, Klondike tables, racing sheets We don't arrest The publication a few days ago that Charles Dana Gibson's gs has been $65,000 annually brought forth at the exhibition the fact that Frederic Remington earns more than $30,000, Jessie Wilcox Smith $18,000, Howard Pyle $33,000, Maxfield Parrish $20,000, FE. W. Kemble $13,000, A. I, Frost $20,000.—Vew York World. Good enough in their way, but what a poor showing compared with the McCurdy artists ! income from his dra comicbooks.com