Life — November 2, 1905 — page 45: what you’re looking at

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T is easy enough to be wealthy If you're willing to forge a check, But a man can't laugh when his autograph Won't purchase a lunch, by heck. Evening Mail, Useless Information. KENTOK HORI, the Japanese missionary now in Chicago, was criticising educa- tion in the Occiden “A Western education,” he said, “lays too much stress on dates, facts, general informa- tion—those things that one can look up in a jiffy in the encyclopaedia “The Oriental education is best in that it deals only in such things as develop the mind, leaving general information quite alone ME what great good is general information, after all? The futility of much of it was well brought out the other day in a conversation between two students. “Think of it! said the first student. ‘It would take 12,000,000 years to pump the sea dry, pumping at the rate of 1.000 gallons a second! S OONEKAMP The other thought. Then he said: nd where would you put all the 7 water?" "Philadelphia Bulletin. ] e I S§ Hope for the Family. The Gem of the Sideboard. “T SUPPOSE,” said the friend of the fam- The best of mixed drinks vary. UNDERBERG ily, “you will go into business and live up BOONEKAMP BITTERS (‘‘Liqueur”) is ALWAYS io your father's reputation? a THE SAME. Its effects are delightful, stimulating, Not me,” replied the son of the multi-mil- bracing and appetizing. At the club or the home, ow lionaire’ beet packer. ©1 shall Ro into society for yourself, your guests and for the whole family, need and try to live it down.”—Chicago News. it is the ‘nip, par excellence.”’—Can be used as a rey to ; . — liqueur or poured through cracked ice.—It is the best it HE LADY: And you say that you were friend of the stomach known, refreshing and beneficial tot doing story work sometime ago? Short at all hours. The favorite with ladies, as it is with men. d ed eh? ; aa " Used and endorsed by the highest authorities. from AMBLING Ricuarp: No'm, second story.— - kent Columbus Dispatch Enjoyable as a Cocktail and Better for You. di sold 6,000,000 Bottles Imported Into the United States. im for HE irritable employer turned to his type- i writer with a sudden snarl. At Grocers, Wine Merchants, Hotels, Clubs, Cafés, Restaurants, Etc. e plea “Why don't you write it just as I say it?” [ have he demanded. Bottled Only by H. UNDERBERG ALBRECHT, Rheinberg, Germany, Since 1846, ls, but “Because my typewriter hasn't the catarrh,” ‘aboitt she quietly responded —Cleveland Plain Dealer. LUYTIES BROTHERS. GENERAL AGENTS. NEW YORK. locked —___ = - — -—— vice te 1O stp: ° . inet Mary’s Little Lamb y form, lepend By TOM MASSON order but “Mary's Little Lamb,” as it might be written by some of ige, our most popular authors. This little booklet is issued in response to a general demand for one of the best things that has ever ; appeared in LIFE. Will get cold if you take a copy of “ IF; a Guide to » Prive Manners” to table with you. It's by James onnet Send Ten Cents for a copy to Montgomery Flagg. It's 75c. LIFE PUBLISHING COMPANY -Phila- 17 WEST THIRTY-FIRST STREET, NEW YORK comicbooks.com