Life — November 2, 1905 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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We Vy STO CS Imeor& ) In “MY HOOK FORLORN WOMAN, “No, MUM, Ss YOU Magnates’ Prayer. O SATAN, in y Uncertain, ¢ U We're serving thee as best we can ! uur hours of ea and hard t t place thy bs please, The S. P.C. A. DITOR LIFE Dear horses every much time exami fifty refully over forty aday, and work many improvements by personal n cases of extreme a report to the §. P. C+ such notices as the en- ould be marked at the ‘They are simply ‘The complaints en J. which prop ROP formalities having been gone thro ssary, *s have no friend here so great as Lire, s up to Lire, to keep hammer! master hand is placed at the head of the S. P.C. A. 1 he Society's building, but have become wholly discouraged with my attempt to get ia touch with the Society. It is simply useless. I wish that Lire might devote a page to a cartoon, showing on the left a great group of horse until a we often called DOES YOUR HUSBAND DRINK?” vers 5 horses, nthe right a group of suffe and in the center, overshadowing everything. e SPC. AL, wh se lovers and the man posin e head of between the hy prevents cont Yours very traly, MoO} Juwsny City, N. J. Sept. 29, 1995 THREE THINGS, York City 2. Thousands of horse lovers who wish to be help. ful to horses 3. An immense fund of money which has been ers for the pul stms could be made if these facts could beamalzamated. A ci d through all of this, ation of blood is ne ONE MORE THID A man at the head of the SP... A master thou; whose posing be- tis his own importance: fore the public and obliterating the facts by his own personalit The touch of life will come when a new man with the real spirit of sym agement, athy takes the man- ae HO. If I Knew Everything. I I knew everything I fear My life would be a bore. culate I could not wait and sp And ponder any more, I'd find my made 5 Vd know th And I mina dd be too dull hout the charm of chance. anc or me cad a story then ch “the villain stilt while she thwarts ny A precious thrill ing from the start, as women Who, when t ceed read a book, pro- To sean it wrong end to, In wooing should know just what swer was to be 1 seem, alas! as tedious as A twice-told tale to Teould net wonder if h weal or Or with a sigh inform me, “1 Will be your sister, though.” 1 Uke I of I woul Ww everything—but, pshaw pn't, so what's the king so? But this I know, tif Tcould, h prefer to live along, Im Pleased, puzzled and perplexed, Mid hope and doubt, to. guess t What's going to happen next abe Nixon Waterman, Good for Somebody. re should pass a law requir jc daily as and the 0 take Of course not, but that dc that compulsory vaccinat not a good thing—for the doctors. ‘The free- born () American citizen may object to having his blood impregnated with an offensive disease, but he should re- member that the vaccination of only one million victims at three doll. ach means three millions of doilars to a deserving profession, We would pay the tribute more willingly, however, if they would vaccinate us with some- thing a little cleaner; mucilage, for instance, or maple syrup, sn't prove on is comicbooks.com