Life, 1905-09-21 · page 18 of 26
Life — September 21, 1905 — page 18: what you’re looking at
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This page contains three distinct sections: **Main Content:** Two humorous pieces—"Cookin' Things" (a poem about a mother's cooking) and "Calming Him" (a brief anecdote about a mason hit by a brick). A third piece, "Then There Were Nine," depicts a Sunday-school teacher's conversation with an ignorant pupil about biblical commandments, played for comedy at the child's expense. Another anecdote, "Joke in Real Life," mocks literary critics' pretentiousness, including a (likely apocryphal) story about composer Rossini dismissing a critic's praise. **Illustrations:** A simple drawing of a cherub or angel holds flowers, captioned "Good Luck!" **Advertisements:** The page is dominated by period ads—Wilson Whiskey, Evans' Ale (emphasizing sediment-free quality), Esterbrook's Steel Pens, and Lake Shore Limited railroad service between New York and Chicago. **Context for Modern Readers:** This represents early 1900s American humor: genteel, focused on domestic life, class pretension, and gentle mockery rather than sharp satire. The advertisements reflect contemporary consumer goods and travel.
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