Life — August 3, 1905 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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_ + LIFE- Models j $800-A two- passenger, 16 H. P., 2 cylin- S2QOOO—A 24-28 H. P. Touring Car, 4 cylin- ‘der vertical engine, sliding gear transmis- inder cag made. Write us for catalogue and proof of what \ \ Wayne Cars have done and can do. \ Wayne Automobile Co. Detroit, Mich. / der (5x5) Runabos him le a report that Uriu was not in if 1250—A five- Spaseeess 20H.P., 2cylin- con erform hi: e ut the f] S1Z5O7A Ove-rassenger, 20H Fs 2eylin~ |! | condition to perform his daily work. But the y sion and fewer moving parts than any 4 cyl- | makes a jolly Picnic ¥ GOOD HCMOR PUTS AND KEEPS EVERYONE He was overboard, struggling for life and shouting for help. Some one threw him a crow- bar. The intention was kindly, but the act was inconsiderate. Con- sider the aid you intend for your family PENN MUTUAL LIFE Philad’a Uriu Hoped to Make the Stir. U RIU is among the officers of | yy who began acquiring ht with the Russians. A ” who has advanced rapidly in s this home: his nautical education at An- era harder student or DMIRAL “Uriu received No on he performance of the imposed upon a cadet. he was ill, The surge amined € le fellow had a sense of obligation beyond s, and wrote thus to his favorite instructor: HORSE-DRAWN en that I do not to-day stand niclosed in the room by mt CARRIAGES s. I do not feel like making the norrow I hope greatly to find it easy to ke the stir.” "—Detroit Free Press. Would you like to see a Copy? If you like a horse, you would like : a French Carriage; many varie- Atlast—a drisk all delight aod no objections: ties, one quality. The book tells. ROSS'S ROYAL BELFAST GINGER ALE, THE eb ay CARRIAGE CO. WAND F. Frencit pith Distributers Select Carriages BOSTON, MASS. The Fighting Race. Designers, Bi several stories of soldier. Some of them illustra ready wit were wal Reuter’s Soap Invites the attention of par- ticular people to a toilet soap possessing qualities that are superfine. It’s exquisite per- fume and general daintiness make it indispensable to the well appointed toilet table. ish prisoner ing. One man sudde: of the officer, chance of g he ranks American in the strongest brogue, “Any my? T think ng a jol it’s abo A captain who had was loc Jown the mu names ran “O'Brien,” ” Hivan,” “O'Flaherty ‘Is every man in this company Iris! the in to the sergeant ‘There's wan Swede, but he doesn’t have h to Panion, 1 and so on At all Department Stores, was the response.—Youth’s Standing Room Only. ARK TWAIN, in his lecturing days, reached a small Eastern town one after- noon and went before dinner to a barber's to be shaved. “You are a stranger in the town, sir?” the barber asked. “Yes, Lam a stranger here,” was the reply. WwW ving a good lecture here to-night, sir,” said the barber. “A Mark Twain lecture. u going to it?” es. I think I will,” said Mr. Clemens. “Have you got your ticket yet?” the barber tae, The vigor of aN ‘ the malt and the RQ vim of the hops. said the other. you'll have to stand.” “Dear me!” Mr, Clemens exclaimed. “It seems as if I always do have to stand when I hear that man Twain lecture.”"—Buffalo En- quirer. migl ther > ally 4 cut barb said