Life — August 3, 1905 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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The Treaty of Washington. I* array Japanese Peace Confer in Washi has done more ging to have the Russo- ence held ton, President Roosevelt the com- tivity of th try than any President who has ever occu- pied the White House. The repre- powerful nd the indicat The following are 4 schemes that are already in the air to pr mercial a coun sentatives of all the business interests are already bestirring themselves ons are that few of the things will be doing. The National Sawdust Company has secured the right to be the sole purveyors of bre ries and their food to the pleni- poten The Southern Rice Company will supply its specially ed rice to the Japat Vodka will be rOYS. ¢ celebrated firm of wine lend and Co n Pen Company is havi especial dias z the treaty mond-tipy © rivalry among the man d gold pens made for use in signir rs of various sum: er All claim to osphere and temperature necessary for tic deliberations. T suggested is that of the M resorts and mer hotels is very keen. just the atr © most enterprising scheme hahonatonk Hotel, Maine. 1 by the Shunt and Bunt litorium in which the terms The $. and B, will run nd sixty per cent. of the yate receipts will be applied equally to the payment of the Russian and J debts During the deliberations the Dail Its managers, who are back Railroad, offer to build the treaty can be discussed. a special trains for excursionists, a apanese v Whoop will print special editions on Japanese vellum and Rus. ian morocco These ed to the Czar and Mikado. srinted in Russian, Japan nh will be forwarc editions will be and journalese. All the transcontinental r: cars with a view to carrying ent ing special plenipoten- er ent the largest tiaries across the con ris splendic will probably » to the railroad havin number of Senatorial representatives tiaries will The table that will be used by the plenipote n be fe by the Punk Oak Furniture Comp cd by th he chairs will all be upholster e Near Hair Mattress Company. 2 privileges will ew York. A reception, to which all th zo to the Continuous Horror Company, of lescendants of the crowned heads will be invite en to the envoys by Mrs Pusher Clime, late of Chicago. HIRD OF PREY, Souvenirs of America in the form of bi sticks will be presented to each member of the Peace Conference by the American Papier Maché Company, manufacturers of novelties, Raines law sandwiches, ete All the illustrated Aewspapers are increasing ffs of fake photographe ave exclusive pictures of all sts of the proces Not Surprising. PITZNOODLE (a bride, reading account of her sdding): 1 wish they’d invent a new expression. the ‘* blushing bride.”” m you consider what sort of n girls marry, you can’t wonder at It's alw: Miss Canpor: Well, wt husbands some Ameri them blushing. Drawn by Harrison Cady. Mr, Beetle: 1 GUESS IF TEDDY ROOSEVELT COULD ONLY SEE DER'S LITTLE FAMILY ON THEIR WAY TO SCHOOL, WE WOULDN'T WORRY MUCH ANOUT RACE SUICIDE MRS. comicbooks.com