Life — July 13, 1905 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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for therefe A MATRIMONIAL RECORD. One Madgett, of divorce rreled 6,110 times in fourteen + 400 times a year. More th: Augusta, Ga. has petit avers Madgett years, of a trifle humdrum course of this INCLUDING THE SYLPH. I have never seen a woman who was good at figures,” asserted the ‘Come acr professor. S the room, professor, and let me a to my wife; she has had every figure POLITENESS OF IRISH PEASANTRY A friend sends me the following delightful bit, cut from some paper: “It is well known that the Irish peasant (no doubt from a sense of politeness) seldom likes to ner, Last Liverpool, while out for a in a gale will with a give disagree tourist, but thinks will be summer a gentler on Carlingford Lo danger, Vat you going in? said the i howind” + replied which he was caught Knowing the made for the sh mighty powerful.” tells row quest of fish, he a Mt barelegged boy if Late meals there were any fish in a certain river, Wife asked money : Dy . honor.” ‘What sort of fish pand tracked mud on kitchen j i and eels, yer “Any band snored apexes n be thermometers?” ‘Th they Fishing Gozette uaple’s hion for the last ten years." ried 1 t kept He gives the causes of q strict register of every how, when in rrels as follows ‘There is, ver ‘There do be trouts honor.” salmon?? ‘There do “Any too, yer honor; bi an odd one, em does used husband's razor to be there, in the vip scam comes dumplings with chicken stew Wife's cold fect Wife sold eggs and bi Wife laughed when husb: dark Husband wouldn't quarrel ols the seancind: Hasband peel the matter, said: “Mr. ha are alw sick.” News Wnex Private John boarding school in Mississippi he used often to plain of illness. This usually brought a prepared breakfast with extras to his room. Allen was a student in specially When principal In't cut his nails class one morning the slates ‘ p cted there ung student's room and wasn't much wen Husband would to churet Wife threw I's pipe Wife wore red ns hush into the stove Pump froze motto House smelled of ¢ Wife made Madgett’s recital includ black hen’s leg w choked on a WHERE AXES ARE NEEDED her causes of quarrel Crimsoxneax: Have you noticed those “Because the have in glass cases on the railroad trains? the ¢ e the ear On, yes bird died; because he Raptist; beca have the rd that they never “ HOW DID YOU LIKE TOWSER'S HAMLET?” ‘OL, HE WAS A GREAT DANE,” the house smelled of he horse ran away; Lorraine; because “Why you —¥, 2 because you never saw nkers State _ one in a dining car, did Eve out of one of because y eggs; because Solomon had 1,000 wives and no Ac MODERN CALCULATION. end of concubines; because the Mormons are not Tracner dollars for work: WALLIE'S RIWARD. n Canada ng ¢ worke Ifa man gets ¢ ; because pineapples do not grow creek; ttlanta would he get if he Mrs, Urrraswett: Ah, Dorothy, why brother Willie at our party, too? isn't © he fell in the pecause he shot the because and because Jouxsy day? $ Reta Doxorny: He was a good boy all day, > children.""— calldown fr said he needn't come.—Chicago Live is published every Thursday. $3.00 a year in advance. Postage to returned un foreign countries in the Postal Union, $1.01 year extra. Single current copies, 10 cents. Back numbers, after three months from date of publication, 25 cents Lire is for sale by all Newsdealers in Great Britain, Th Company, Bream's Building, Chancery Lane, Londoa, E. C., E ss accompanied by stamped and ad» The ithestrations in Lave are copyrighted, and are not to be reproduced. ational News and, AGENTS. Prompt notification should be sent by subscribers of any change of address. Established 1860 cold bottle of Evans’ Ale makes a long cool drink Ove swall 180 Varieties ESTERBROOK'S Steel Pens WILSON WHISKEY That’s All! ww doce not make you shiver, bat a bottle cools you off, GET IT QZICK! Sold Everywhere The Best Pens Made | | IF IN HASTE TAKE THE NEW YORK CENTRAL. comicbooks.com C. IL, EVANS & SONS, Hudson, N.Y. pabtiahed 1781,