Life — June 15, 1905 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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Holder of Three World Records —— eee 1--Mile Grack Record 2 475 seconds, made by Chevrolet at Morris Park =World’s Road Record (260 miles) Made by Lancia at Br Average specd 72 1-5 miles per hour. 3--Motor Boat Race A toss the Mediterranean =e moat ace (200 miles) Won by “ FIAT Xin 12 hours; beat nearest competitor 4 hours 50 seconds, Hollander & Tangeman, 38 5 West 45th St.,N-Y. SOLE AMERICAN AGENTS Licensed Importers Under Selden Patent NEW ENGLAND PROSPERING And Yet Unchanged From Colonial Days. New England history, thrift and progress. commenced when the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth in 3600. | They worked untiringly and unceasingly for the establishment of commercial centres and industrial markets; and the present flourishing manufacturing and c: rcial activity of the Hub shows how well they succeeded, But’ Nature appeared on the scene long before our early progenitors and shaped the bays and she dup the mountairs and artistically laid out the lake and valley lands, ‘The "Crystal } lon} the sacred haunt of the red men’s Mai uu, the lakes and rivers, the ines! fishing gt ‘Then the "pale face came, and afterwards was the advent of . Busy marts, high mountains, lake and inland sections and the entire sea coast were all linked by the great steam rail- road. Climatic conditions have not changed, nothing new, except the opportunity to get there, and what additional charms hotel men and landscape artists have added. Summer is the vacation season, New pd the vacation land, and the Boston & Maine Railroad the vacation road, You don't know New England unless you know her resorts; and the Boston & Maine General Passenger Dzpartment, Roston, has just published a beautiful book of 90 pages telling all about New England resorts, how to get there, where to stop and what it costs, Send your address, the book is free for the asking. To a Bon Vivant. H, rich autumnal tinting of his nose, What radiant, rosy-tinted dreams you brin Of vine-clad slopes and autumn vintaging, Aad ripe grape fragrance, sweeter than the rose ! Dreams of old pagan days, when Bacchus goes All garlanded with vines, or lolls to sing, And, singing, slumbers, till long shadows fling Their cool arms eastward and the stars unclose What tall, moist beakers have you lingered in— Pagan proboscis of the sunset tip! But beer cools not while fancy’s fingers spin A frail glass stem, and each remembered sip Warms you with blushes for some olden s You beacon-light of too-good-fellowship ! —SMargare! Lee Ashley in Smart Set Enterprise. ISITOR: What! A dollar for a ride your old wagon? Faraer: Yep, this is seein’ Podunk. York Sun. A Pleasing Precaution. TRANGER: Say doctor, can you pull my aching tooth ? Doctor: Certainly. Mathilda, just s |dorfer Blatter. AN you imagine anything meaner or more disturbin, than to have your rod " go back "" on you in the wood: miles away from headquarters?) With a Divine rod you run no chance of such a fiasco, They're simply perfect Send for catalog. Fred D. Divine Co., Utica, N.Y. A Poser. RICHARD JORDAN, the famous Scottis checker player, was praising Ameri “I will even praise,” said Mr. Jordan, independence the American waiter. In Europe the waiter is obsequious,not out of any real respect for you; but because, without this hypocritical humility and veneration, he would starve to death, Here in America there is no need for any strong man to starve to death, and the waiter need not be an obsequious and fawning hypocrite.” Mr. Jordan smiled, I meet the most peculiar waiter: “The other day I said to one: AW: , is this a pork chop or a mutton chop?” “‘Can’t you tell by the taste?’ the waiter he said. | asked. ““No,’ I answered. “Well, then,’ said the waiter, ‘what differ- i 2 Harlequii ence does it make which i* SAVE MONEY on $000 AUTO SUPPLIES Search- We charge ordinary busi- light ness advance on whole- sale cost—much less than only the usual “fancy” prices. $20.80 Your money back if you i want it, too. : Toe Whole Market before you Genuine Bausch & Lomb [tn ur cataiowue, Send tos, (ort lensmmirot. Froat Tin-cla, | aed cruce trom youreasy chalt, the fret. Try | Post. LESTER CO. lamp LO dove: ifnct eats | SSeargeccusees Hectaea be, factory, your money beck, ‘are Lamp catalog on request comicbooks.com « n