Life, 1905-03-16 · page 5 of 28
Life — March 16, 1905 — page 5: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, not satirical content. The main advertisements include: - **Peter's Milk Chocolate**: Features "Alice in Petersland" (a parody of *Alice in Wonderland*), promoting their chocolate as superior to imitations - **Whitman's Chocolates and Confections**: Standard product advertisement - **Royal Collar**: Linen collars for 15¢ - **Redtern Corsets**: Fashion advertisement emphasizing Parisian style - **Various financial services**: Morton Trust Company, Redmond & Co. (bankers), Wassermann Brothers (brokers) The page also includes a brief humorous anecdote about a horse falling down and the proper etiquette for helping, attributed to the *Journal of Zoophily*. There is **no significant political satire** on this page—it's a standard early 20th-century *Life* magazine advertising section mixed with light humor.
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