Life — February 2, 1905 — page 35: what you’re looking at

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garbed during a tedious trial by a man cross- ing the court in a pair of squeaking boots and had relieved the situation by stating that “if that gentleman desires to perambulate this he had better take off his boots.” Every was convulsed with laughter, Toole add ing ty it by his grimacing attempts to control hims Then, with engrmous dignity, the ctor took up pen and headed paper and wrote: L have had my eye on you for a long time nd if I see you laugh again [ will you to prison. Be warned in time.” hand that,” said he, giving it to a jave- in, “to the gentleman there in the green and red hair.” The man never laughed Lord Brampton’s humor is not confined | to lus anecdote. As counsel and jurymen found. he was forever seeing it in court and seiz’ on the opportunity wherever it ap- peared. A chaplain escorting him at Carnarvon was importunate, in his carriage, for favorite i mottoes. His lordship gave him “Never Excellent. He wanted a second, so he was provided with “Never say anything you think will he disagreeable to other persons.” Admirable; but he begged for a third. I had nothing in stock, but wondered if d be possible to make one for him while he waited. “Yes,” said I, ‘with the greatest pleasure Never do anything which you feel will be disagreeable to yourself.” My Lord!’ he cried in the greatest glee, ‘that is by far the best of all; that must go down in my book—it is so practical and of of Lord w everyday use.”"—From a@ rev Brampton's Reminiscences. Monks Own Chartreuse. | U.S. Judge Decides Liqueur Peres Chartreux Is the | Only Genuine Cordial. ] AY injunction was recently granted by Justice Lacombe | in the United States Circuit Court of New York City | against the sale in this country of Chartreuse liqueur pot up in the bottles, and with the labels of the Carthu: wonks of La Grande Ch use, in France. When the French Government, by the pas: of the Association's act, | ] forced the monks of La Grande Chartreuse to seek an asylum in Spain, it appropriated the labels and trademarks of the Chartreuse liqueur, granting the use of them to a firm of French distillers. The monks, through their agents ia th , tha the French Government, in confiscat country, contend ig their property, id pot obtain their secret for manufacturing the liqueur, | sd that the article now sold under their labels 18 not the |} geruine Chartreuse, the Carthusian monks are now manufacturi Spain, and selling i vew York World. cordial in Tarragona nave of Liq eur Peres Chartreax.— “LITTLE boy, do you ever go to Sunday + school?’" The urchin looked up. “I hain't been fur along time, ma‘am.”” Jon’t you want to go this morning?” Nome,” he said, a flush of pride and re- sentment showing through the dirt on his! check, “I’m a bad boy, all right; but I ain't one o' these Sunday school Chris'mus tree bad Mr. Edison’s Ambition “T want to see an ON PHonocRapH in every home. Edison has worked untiringly, perfecting both the Episox Gotp MouLven Recorps till few people are aware of the marvelous beauty of the music they produce. More than half of you who read this are thinking of the squcaky out-of.date machines in stations and ferry-houses, and the roaring scratchy imitations that your neighbor played silly tunes on all summer. Don’t forget that your neighbor played the kind of music Ae likes and he enjoyed it. With an Eptson Pnoxocrapit you can have your kind too The Epison Pitoxocrarit amuses—it thrills, It edu- cates the children; providing a grade of music in rendering and perfection of tone, that nothing else on earth can bring into the home. It is the safe resource of the hostess. It plays for dancing. It is the vaudeville, the play, the concert: It plays the things you like as often as you It is better than the show itself, where more than half bores you and only part is pleasing. It is your own little show, with slippers and smoking-jacket, in town or country. In mechanical features it is far superior to anything of its kind ever produced. It runs tor years without variation. Three-fourths of our purchasers say, “If I'd known the Eptsox Pioxocrarn was like haf I'd have bought one long ago.” They thought it hateful—they found it indispensable. Don't judee it unfairly. Give the nearest dealer a chance Uf the dealer isn't handy trite to us ‘dison Phonographs and Edison Gold Moulded Records NATIONAL PHONOGRAPH CO. ORANGE, N. J. Now York Cricago San Francisco London 1. C8 Language Courses taught by Edison Phonograph for the catalogues of avi and E boys!"—Chicago Tribune. : If a passenger on The alifornia Limited You meet congenial persons--a refined, well-to-do class, who have traveled much and who appreciate superior service. Canyon of Arizona. For pamphlet of the train and California trip book, address General Passengzr Office, A. T. & S. F. Ry. Chicago. The trip is sure to be pleasant socially--Your home and club for three delightful days. Daily, Chicago to Los Angeles and San Francisco. 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