Life — December 1, 1904 — page 40: what you’re looking at

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APPRECIATIO:’ To read them o'er I love to pause, Those poems in the magazine. They really soothe me more because I never know just what they mean. —Washington Star, BEWARE, “CRAW CRAW.” Lovixe Husaaxo: 1 don’t see why you cot BILL NYE'S COW. Jones spends the best part of his life at th “One of Bill Nye’s old stories has been going the every day. rounds of late,” said a man who admired the late Foxo Wire: Nonsense. He is only there for humorist, “and it is, in my judgment, one of the one hour of an evening. cleverest bits of wit circulated in connection with Lovinc Huspaxp (sighing) Well, that hot Nye's life. Nye owned a cow which he wanted to the best part of his life, anyhow.—London Tit-Bi sell, and put an advertisement in the paper which read like this: ‘Owing to ill health, I will sell at my residence, in township 19, range 18, accor ing to the government survey, one plush raspberry cow, aged eight years. She is of undoubted co and gives milk frequently, To a man who docs not fear death in any form she would be a great boon. In places where you little reek ANT She is very much attached to her present home with Ty the baeilie crash: bid. a stay chain, but she will be sold to any one who So fill your flasks the neck tte will agree to treat her right. She is one-fourth short Withcasle:borecie-acid AN horn and three-fourths hyena. I will also throw in a double-barrel shotgun, which goes with her. In May she usually goes away for a week or two and returns with a tall red calf with wobbly legs. Her name is Rose. I would rather sell her to a non-resident.’ Did he sell the cow? Ob, I don't know about that. ‘Aty tortuous ts Cuptd's co ! Nl I'm just telling you about the advertisement; that's In these days of much science; Le Ve> all."—New Orleans Times-Democrat. And those who'd not feel dire remorse Won't set germs at defiance. [The Chicago City Health Department has issued the following warning as a safeguard a craw,” the new osculatory disease: “Don't kiss ai one. Get vaccinated. Keep the lips perfectly ¢ Before kissing wash the lips with a solution of bot When you would a lovely Upon the wings of passion, Remember unhygienic kiss Es are no more in fashion. though she would the favor grant at means your exaltat Fe you sip just make ai Isep! SAIO THE ARCTIC EXPLORER: “1 KNOW Hicks: I understand that you have had a tele Still, when young souls in parlor woo THAT CrIMAV-SEEUCoRCHLIAR TOreo phone put in your house. Mrs. Wicks must find it a With gas turned low and glareless, great convenience. Ab, sod it is, but it is true, Ji eld ce rieiailimamaas Wicks: Yes; but she doesn't like it half as well They're likely to be careless BUT IT's NOT OUT OF PLACE, as she thought she would. You see, when she is using ianopolis News. FOR IT MATCHES THE TINT OF THE SNOW.” it she has to listen half the time.—Somerville Jour Live is for sale by wsdealers in Great Britain, The International News Chancery Lane, London, E. C., England, Acents. All over the civilized world THE IMPROVED . a Gibson Calendar fe) IS KNOWN AND WORN Simm y Every Pair Warranted Beats; “Bl The Name is The publication of Tue Gipson CaLenpar is looked forward stamped on every _ to as regularly as the New Year comes around. It has come loop— to bea fixed feature in the decoration of many homes, and . Copyright, 1994, Lire Wik Bit The when the old one is taken down, the new one is hung in its place. CUSHION BUTTON THE GIBSON CALENDAR is restful to the eye and supplies a new interest each month CLASP in the year. Lies flat to the leg—never Slips, Tears nor Unfastens ALWAYS EASY CEO. FROST CO., Makers, LIFE PUBLISHING COMPANY So. for Silk. Bostons Mages, U-8. A: 17 West Thirty-First Street NEW YORK CITY Se. for Cotton, Sasple Pair: REFUSE att SUBSTITUTES Price $2.00, tastefully boxed. Post-jree on receipt of pr comicbooks.com