Life, 1904-11-24 · page 16 of 22
Life — November 24, 1904 — page 16: what you’re looking at
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**Main Cartoon: "Kuropatkin's Pay"** This satirizes General Kuropatkin, a Russian military commander during the Russo-Japanese War (1904-1905). The cartoon mocks the apparent contradiction that while Kuropatkin draws a substantial salary, Russia is losing the war to Japan daily. The poem suggests he's profiting financially while failing militarily—implying either incompetence or indifference to Russia's battlefield defeats. The satire targets both the general's inadequacy and the broader absurdity of paying military leadership handsomely for failure. **Secondary Item: "An Important Discovery"** A brief joke noting that the manufacturer of obesity remedies profits from people's excess weight—a wordplay on "living off the fat of the land." **Context:** Life magazine in 1904 was following the Russo-Japanese War closely, treating Russian setbacks as fodder for American political humor. The page is otherwise filled with period advertisements for whiskey, cigarettes, and hotels.
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KUROPATKIN'S PAY. Think of the men with pompous fronts and nothing else at all Who make the coin so fast they couldn't store it in a hall! When Ge No wonder that from day to day the Czar is losing {The salary of General Kuropatkin, it is said, amounts to about > per annum. } A matter of two t i out the dope, He must indeed feel sheep n fact, if he's sincere; neral Kuropatkin draws his weekly envelope He probably looks everywt at the cashier, + Hilweautee Sentinel. You know the way it is yourself when thin going wrong You hate to take your wages, though the Sometimes, I know, I feel inclined my salary to miss When I have filled my columns with things about like kin draws his weekly envelope, Just afte ven from another easy slope, And sees the yeHow bank-notes that glisten in the sun, fondies them endearingly, and counts them on the V'll wager that he bl . if Muscevites can blu And makes another effort to stop the Japs’ mad TN wager that he mutters, “Ht would not see strangesky To find in next week's envelope some kopecks and small changesky.” Ab, well! This world we live in is a very curious And there are many, many things we cannot compre: he AN IMPORTANT DISCOVERY. Think of the countless thousands never driven to the Who' make about twelve bones per week delivering the Tie manufacturer of obesity remedies lives on goods! the fat of the land.—Philadelphia Record. “I woxver if the spelibinders nowadays have ay many queer experiences as used to come our wa ‘The speaker was a Philadelphian who uscil to be in demand at political meetings all over the country, but who has now mistakenly given way to the id tinued: “I remember one experience I had in the Garfield campaign. It was at a crowded meeting in Maine. The audience could hardly breathe. denly a quiet but determined-looking man surprised every one by exclaiming, ‘I want to put a question to the speaker.’ T repted, ‘Well, sir, Iam here to answer ques Then what did Mr. Lincoln say in 1862?" That is an absurd question; he said a great things. “Never mind! What did he say in 18627 “Here the audi began to show signs of dis approval, and cries of ‘Turn him out!” rose fr¢ parts of the house. I again repeat,’ cried the irrepressible one, ‘What did Mr. Lincoln'— “At that point he was seized and thrust out of the hall, A friend accompanied him, and said, ay soon as they regained their breath: “Why did you make such a fool of yourself repeating that idiotic question ?* “Because I wanted some fresh air,and I did pot know how else to get out of the place. phia Press. “You have a pretty tough-looking lot of cust to dispose of this morning, haven't you?" remarked friend of the magistrate who had dropped in at the police court. “Huh!” rejoined the dispenser of justice, “yoo are looking at the wrong bunch. Those are the law. yers."—Chicago Daily News, re is for sale by all Newsdealers in Great Britain. The International News »mpany, Bream's Building, Chancery Lane, London, E. C., England , Ace: Why It Leads WILSON pee but success is only won by merit. That is why WHISKEY ‘Hunter Whiskey That’s A ll ! is a in the lead with pop- life of trade, ular preference. Sold at all Artclems cafes and by jobbers, WM. LANAHAN & SON, Haltimore, Md. Copyright, 1904, Live “A Photogravure in Sepia after HENRY HUTT Size, 14x18 inches $1.50 LIFE PUBLISHING CO. 17 West 31st Street New York He: [love you enough to wait a thousand years She: And I love you enough to marry you to-day. The Egyptian Cigarette of Quality AROMATIC DELICACY— MILDNESS— PURITY dea that he is too old to be much of an orator. [le coa- First-Class Hotels and Clubs, on Wheels—%8.2"%"*" The New York Central \ comicbooks.com