Life — September 1, 1904 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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WHEN IT COMES HARD. It is easy enough to be pleasant When your automobile’s in trim, But the man worth while Is the man who can smile When he has to go home on a rim. —S. E, Kiser in Ex. Teacner: Have you looked up the meaning of the word “imbibes,” Fanny? Fanny: Yes, ma'am. ‘Well, what does it mean?” ‘To take in." Yes. Now, give a sentence using the word.” “My aunt imbibes boarders.”—Woman's Home Companion. First Swipwrecken Tourist: desert island, with no food in sight. Secon SuipwreckeD Tourist: What difference does that make? Didn't I save a box of Fonseca’s cigars? Here we are, on a Cyeit: You may spurn me, cruel one, but re- member, I shall not always be a clerk at nine dollars a week! Mariz: That's just the trouble. You may lose your job at any time.—Chicogo Daily News. “You say he has a visionary and mature?” “Yes,"" answered the girl who is employed in the post-office; “he is one of those people who write ‘Rush’ on an envelope instead of putting on a special- delivery stamp."—Washington Star, impractical Tue Little Falls (Minn.) Herald contains a num- ber of interesting items about some of our fellow citizens of the Northwest: L. Glubka is helping J. Droskowski putting up bay—Mr. and Mrs, Frank Januzewski, of Perham, ed with Mr, and Mrs, Martin Wojechowski last week. Martin Wojschowski was in Minneapolis on business Monday.—August Jasdzewski, John Kardash and Joe Lapos visited at North Prairie Sunday.— cent and Clara Wotska visited with Mr. and Mrs. Paul Krottochinsky at Swan River Sunday. Inwumeeaste and most attractive are the outings which are available for visitors to New York during the summer season. One of the most delightful is a trip up the Hadson by daylight on the palatial steamers * New York” and “Albany.” For ten hours the fortunate tourist may glide in one of these beautifully appointed boats, and enjoy a continuous panorama of the finest views to be found on the ‘Western continent. Jounny: philosophically? Morner: It's the way your paw pays his card debts, but not the butcher bill—Ex. What does it mean to take a thing Wanperixa over Salisbury Plain on Whit Mon- day, a correspondent came across a large. stone in- scribed: “Turn me over.” After much difficulty be ceeded in turning it over, and found on the under le of the stone the words: “Now turn me back again, so that I can catch some other idiot.”—Tit-Bits. A youxe graduate in law, who had had some ex perience in New York City, wrote to a prominent practitioner in Arkansas to inquire what chance there was in that section for such a one as be described himself to be. He said: “I am a Republican in politics, and an honest young lawyer.” The reply that came seemed encouraging in its interest: are a Republican the game laws here will protect you, and if you are an honest lawyer you will bave no competition.”"—Argonaut, “If you | “Ask for Trimble Whiskey High Ball The best of all.” Green Label. AT ALL VIRST-CLASS DEALERS. Our Weekly Market Letter written with conciseness and au- thority, deals with the matters of the hour, pertaining to Stock and Bond Investments. Upon request, your name goes on our mailing list. Corey, Milliken & Co. BANKERS AND BROKERS 15 State Street, Boston, Mass. WASSERMANN BROTHERS BANKERS AND BROKERS 27 William St, and 40 Exchange Place, New York New York Stock Exchange Members of 1 New York Coffee Exchange Chicago Board of Trade BRANCH OFFICES: Astor Coart (Waldorf-Astoria Hotel). Windeor Arcade, corner 46th St, and Sth Ave. Imperial Hotel. Fifth Avenue Hotel, Ocean Avenue, West End, N. J., during Sammer months, MORTON TRUST COMPANY 38 NASSAU STREET, NEW YORK Capital, - - - $2,000,000 Surplus and Undivided Profits, $6,000,000 OFFICERS: Levi P. Morton, President. HI. M. Francia, Secretary. Thomas ¥. Ryaa, Vico-Prea. Chariea A. Conant, Treasurer, Charles If Allen, Vice-Pres T. B. Minaban, Asst. Treasurer, James K. Corblére, Vice-Prea. H. B. Berry, Trust Ofticer. Counsel: ELIHU ROOT EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE : Levi P. Morton James N, Jarvie Thomaa F. Ryan George Foster Peabody Edward J. Berwind Elihu Root G. G, Haven Jacob H. Scbit Harry Payne Whitney « SEVER DISAPPOIST.” Grabam Supplementary Spiral THE Springs for hard riding Automobiles, Fit any car, Staion Soomnee meat ee Se oe HAY FEVER Sistecar iyo ER OE HAY FEVER CAN BE CURED A successful physician has found s medicine which has effected sapere cure or Hay Pever and iit This remedy 1s 10 anyone in a bottle, prepaid. Protelline Go, Sta. ¥, Phila’, Pa. eet A Box of Dainty Verse and Pictures. The box contains “Taken from LIFE,” “Rhymes and Roundelays,” “In Merry Measure.” Bound in Boards, $2.00. Price of each volume, $0.75, LIFE PUBLISHING COMPANY, 17 West 31ct Street, New York. comicbooks.com